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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 20, 2017.

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  1. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Then they are dirty ****s.
    Clean or not, I dont want to touch hands with someone who has just manhandled their tackle.
    How in the **** do you get your cock out, piss, shake it dry and pop it back in without using your hands?
     
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    Bodinki, Jun 25, 2017
  2. Blueman

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    Take That can f**k right off, as can Cliff Richard. Oh Elton John too.
     
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    Blueman, Jun 25, 2017
  3. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Who's dick is it you use when you piss?

    I use my own, I'm confident it's clean, thanks.
     
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    Chief, Jun 25, 2017
  4. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    Thats good for you.........
    I, however, dont want your dick juice all over my hand.
     
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    Bodinki, Jun 25, 2017
  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    There's something a tad odd about needing to wash yourself when you've made contact with yourself.

    It's your own cock.
     
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    Chief, Jun 25, 2017
  6. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Why would you have my dick juice on your hand?
     
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    Chief, Jun 25, 2017

  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    Says more about you than me Chief.
     
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    Burly Hurley, Jun 25, 2017
  8. Burly Hurley

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    He didn't get around around to answering that question.
     
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    Burly Hurley, Jun 25, 2017
  9. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    That mine is clean and you don't think yours is? Yeah, it does eh.
     
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    Chief, Jun 25, 2017
  10. Blueman

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    What about when you wipe your arse then?
     
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    Blueman, Jun 25, 2017
  11. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Read the thread.
     
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    Chief, Jun 25, 2017
  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    You must be absolutely mental if you think blokes wash their hands every time they make contact with their own cock.

    What sort of world are you living in? It does not happen.

    If for instance I go for a piss and for some mad reason happen to piss all over my own hands, me being a ****ing adult means this is rarely the case, or I accidentally touch something grotty or I'm in some **** hole or other then yes, I would wash my hands.

    If I touch my own cock though? Don't be ****ing mad.
     
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    Chief, Jun 25, 2017
  13. Burly Hurley

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    <laugh> yeh ok. Well done.
     
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    Burly Hurley, Jun 25, 2017
  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you wash your hands during sex ?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jun 25, 2017
  15. Burly Hurley

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    Didn't mean to open up a sore wound there Chief.

    I wash my hands when I go to the toilet. Every time. It was how I was brought up.

    I'm not wumming or trying to wind you up here. And I'm not trying to be the bigger guy or anything else like that.


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    Burly Hurley, Jun 25, 2017
  16. Blueman

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    Oops sorry.
     
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    Blueman, Jun 25, 2017
  17. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Do you ever piss outside?
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Jun 25, 2017
  18. Burly Hurley

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    Why? Is your camera in your hand?
     
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    Burly Hurley, Jun 25, 2017
  19. Bodinki

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    No, because I am not an alsatian
     
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    Bodinki, Jun 25, 2017
  20. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Thanks.

    <ok>
     
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    Chief, Jun 25, 2017
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