Off Topic Pakistanis with funny names.

I keep getting these calls of Pakistani blokes wanting to get my PPI back.
Peter, Jordan & the most annoying **** of all, Brian.
Typical Pakistani names them aren't they?
I love winding these ****s up, so does my boy.
He's great at it. Tells them he's a 12yo orphan & lives on his own.
Just had one on the phone there claiming to be from the EDL ffs, lol.
A Pakistani called Bob says he needs my help to get rid of immigrants.
What is this country becoming. Still, they're fun to take the piss out of.

 

I knew a Pakistani with bad acne. His name was Rasheed

 

Rasheed harcook
Played for Notts county

 

I had one a few months back.

"Hello, we have reason to believe you have worked in the Offshore industry and could be suffering from hearing problems"

Pardon?

We have reason to believe you have worked in the Offshore industry and could be suffering from hearing problems"

Pardon?

"We have reason to believe you have worked in the Offshore industry and could be suffering from hearing problems"

You'll have to speak up mate, i'm a bit deaf.

It took the daft **** 5 minutes to realise he was being wound up.

 

mustavawank

 

A few months ago I had a PPI Claim's call from what sounded like a welsh girl.

She started off in the usual way, 'we understand that you have had PPI with a loan from your Bank'.
I haven't, but I went along with her.
*That's right.
**Did yo know that you can claim the whole of the premium back?
*Why.
**Pardon.
*Why would I want to, I wanted that cover.
**But it wasn't explained properly to you.
*I thought it was. The lad was very thorough, specially about the medical exclusions and what conditions I might already have, really meant. Very educational.

Things went on like this for another couple of minutes and she was becoming almost hysterical.

**But you can have it all back. (Yelled at me)
*But that would be dishonest of me, after I'd asked for it to start with.
**But you wouldn't have understood the conditions. (She was almost crying by now)
*But I did.
**How could you.
*By being qualified as an Associate of the Chartered Institute of Bankers.
**I've never heard of them, who are they.
*They are often the people who you are claiming miss-sell PPI policies.

silence.

Dead line.

 

Are you sure Bob wasn't Welsh? Sometimes the Welsh and those from South Asia can sound similar

 

Indian karaoke performer...Gerrupta Singh.

 

mahat macoat !

 

I know of some English people named Chardonnay and Porsche.

 

What do you call 12 Asian women in a minibus?

A Hindu