http://www.bbc.com/sport/football/gossip 4th column from the bottom Scratch n Sniff you say. 3 points claimed @PISKIE WFU operative.
Players are given houses as part of signing on the dotted line, English lessons (in this country), chauffeurs for their family, personal trainers, chefs... I've heard ridiculous things, that tractor thing is nothing. It's no different to giving an agent some money really is it?
More like the only way he knew it was from BBC gossip column was because he'd read the gossip column. Makes his point to you a bit like....
Claim the points and donate them to @PISKIE mate! Pixie is being devious and handing out a load of cheap points to the more ****witted members of the 'Pede, so as to even out the differential in the points-tally, and not make him the stand-out twat in that tragic self-love-points game of his.
Why is it exactly your point? I think we all know what the BBC gossip column is. Skiddy's point is that we don't religiously follow/believe it to the extent Nigel does.
The tractors are owed to the player's Dad ffs! What's the betting that the kid couldn't give a **** about tractors?
The BBC gossip column is my go to place when I wake up, before I even get in the shower. It's a ritual of mine. I don't believe anything there, but I can't start my day without looking. I don't read the social media crap at the bottom mind, or who Stoke are trying to sign, I wouldn't wanna send myself back to sleep after turning my snooze off.
On the subject of "****witted members"... I'm sure you meant to write, 'stand-out twat'. @PISKIE I'll claim 3 points here please.
WFU! I don't believe the gossip column at all (and have made that clear on many occasions), and simply use it for wumming purposes. @PISKIE I claim these WFU points and donate them to you, mate. Please add them to your tally of woe.
Wumming that continually results in **** ups? @PISKIE 3 more here. This is never ending. I think I count 19 Nigel WFUs in the 8 days your brilliant thread has been open.
Yes, claim every point you can and donate it to @PISKIE I reckon between us we must have amassed 30 or more points for Pixie, today. Make sure that Pixie adds them to his running tally.
