Masturbating Spider watched me whilst I showered

Apparently the cock they leave in there still carries on pumping up to 20 mins after the male's nob has broken off.

 

Disclaimer: * Do not try this at home *

 

In that case guess doesn't matter who comes first.

 

I wonder if the male spider still has an orgasm if his nob is detached and 100 yards away from him ?

 

The Brazilian Wandering Spider is one of the most venomous spiders in the World, and the spider is extremely aggressive.

Not only is this particular spider a colossal pervert, but it's a ****ing head-case with it.

 

FFS! Looks like I've got a new nickname if the politics thread ****s see this.

 

Doesn't everyone?

Obviously you have to catch the jizz in a flannel. Which you wash eventually.

 

What the actual **** is this?

Roll on August ffs

 

Yeah, like you've never jizzed in a flannel, Tobias!

 

Funnily Bell most people haven't.

 

Can't say that I have
Things I have jizzed in/on:

1) Women
2) Tissue
3) My hand
4) My pants
5) The Sink
6) An inflatable sheep, once (I was pissed, don't ask)

 

spiders dont masturbate

 

That's a bit grim aint it?

 

I won't disagree.

 

I used to piss in my girlfriend's sink.

 

How about a sock?

That always used to be my favourite, during my University years.

 

Done that before too, I live with a wife and 2 daughters, when I am dying for a piss and the bathroom is being monopolised, there isn't much choice

 

Why a sock? Why not just use tissue and then throw it down the toilet.
If you use a sock, you either have to wash it (eeeeew) or keep a jizz encrusted sock hidden in your room somewhere! (even eeeeewer).

 

You should have tried jizzing on women when you were at university. It's one of the main reasons most blokes go to university.

 

See what you have done @Milkalot

This thread!