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Off Topic Stupid Sheeple People

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 20, 2017.

  1. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    That is so true. But, going out on a limb here, you don't see a certain type of person walking a sheepdog, or a Labrador, a poodle or a King Charles Spaniel..

    Stereo-typing has its place in the right context.
     
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  2. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Fcuk me, it must be catching ... they've done exactly the same thing where I work with the Foie Gras mousse canapes and the mini bottles of Chateau Lafite Rothschild ...
     
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  3. The Serious Guy

    The Serious Guy Active Member

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    On a more Serious Guy(TM) note, people who abreviate like their lives depend on it. u from you, 2 from to/too, coz/cz from because etc.

    Honestly, it takes twice as long to deciper it than it saves in time writing it, and often it requires just as many, if not more button presses than the normal word. It was understandable back when phones had number pads, but now we're into the age of the pocket keyboard, lets leave that particular bad habit in the bin.
     
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  4. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    fat people on mobility scooters with it's shopping basket full of pizza, chips, biscuits and cake that race down the pavement beeping at people. **** off, it ain't glandular you greedy, fat, lazy ****.

    dick-heads who stop on box junctions, even when I'm on my bike I wanna give them a slap.

    Useless ****s that are allowed to keep their jobs and given even more training despite it being obvious to everyone they'll never ever be up to it. which leads onto....

    people given positions of authority simply due to skin colour and gender
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    The BBC sport trying to force feed us their idea that women's sport is equal to that of men. It isn't.

    You know why? Because infinitely fewer people pay to watch them and they also play shorter games, on easier and shorter courses, fewer sets, to piss poor crowds.

    Buy yeah, pay 'em the same. Because they're women.

    Look at this utter ****ing ****e;

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    We don't want a women's team, just **** off.
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    I'm shocked :shocked: Thought you already had one.
     
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  7. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    Yep, these grip my **** too. When I used to work for an employer I saw many examples of people given extra training and even having their workload reduced because they were ****.
     
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  8. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    No, that's Arsenal.

    They have to get themselves some success one way or another. Ditto Man City.

    In the real word, no one gives a ****.
     
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  9. Blueman

    Blueman Well-Known Member

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    I totally agree. Pointless. Women's football is ****. We have one but I couldn't give 2 f*****g hoots for it.
     
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  10. Big Ern

    Big Ern Lord, Master, Guru & Emperor

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    personally I think it's disgraceful you haven't got a team of black female tetraplegics.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    That first bit about fatties, every time I go to the supermarket, I'm in awe of a fatty's trolley.

    Seven packs of tunnocks tea cakes, a jar of melted cheese, an industrial sized bag of onion rings, chips, ready meals, chocolate, biscuits... no fruit in the biscuits though, not them raisin ones, full fat biscuits, a TRAY of pot noodles, donuts, cakes, custard.... AND SOME SPECIAL K <laugh>

    I have to comment sometimes, to my wife... "Oh she's going for the big nutella".
     
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  12. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    All of whom are gay.
     
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  13. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton Forum Moderator

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    Gay Muslims preferably.

    If that's allowed of course.

    <yikes>
     
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  14. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    We don't need a women's team, our team is gender neutral and the best players get picked.
     
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  15. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Well this thread's gonna go from 5 pages to 50 pages in the next 30 minutes <laugh>
     
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  16. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Gotta agree with Chief, woman's football is just not as good as men's so I don't want to watch it. Stop trying to make me.
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    I can understand how men outperform women in certain sports, but why aren't women competing in sports like Darts and Snooker? Or Formula 1.
     
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  18. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Lack of effort and an excessive amount of ironing.
     
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  19. Sweats

    Sweats Sure Forum Moderator

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    This thread has basically become room 101.

    There must be a few gay Muslims. Though they'd never come out the closet as would get stoned or thrown off a building.
     
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  20. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    You seem disappointed
     
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