World war 3

Spat tea - please give warnings before immensely funny put downs

 

Oi you, I've defended you when heightism was at its worst in your absence

 

My old man brought me over here from the Oliver Bond area of Dublin (you tell'em Shako) when I was 2 months old, the only saving grace was he drove past Liverpool, then Scumchester and stopped in LEEDS,

 

Let's be honest, he would be a feckin juggler if eight were on offer

 

He must have loved you bud, that is proper parenting

 

......thanks bud..... But I'm an average height for an Irishman..

 

You're a lot taller than I was led to believe - I can't say any more than that champ

 

Me and Shako dancing in the Windjammer , Dublin last year

 

Oliver Bond flats are in a tough inner city area, I was a delivery helper in the day and there were lads with hatchets walking round doing drug deals.......

 

and less wider

 

One of you is deluded, there is about two inches difference in your heights and last week you were bigger than Cassius Clay. So that makes Shaks at least 6 foot - something isn't stacking up here

 

you just ate too many e-additives in processed foods...

 

I'm just packing

It'll be a surprise for Glory

 

Were you looking over our shoulders when we were at the piss stone?

 

Land of the giants.............

 

I'm not quite sure how everyone else gets around this conversation but..... ah hem...Mick, you're not a six footer

 

Make sure he goes to the bar, he's a ****er for throwing a deaf'un, tying his laces or going to the bogs when its his round and you're ready for another pint

oh, and I don't know if its been mentioned, but he's a bit of a racist

 

If I'm honest Shaks, I think it's just the baseball cap compressing your natural height