A hand full of those fellas brewed and drunk as tea will open your mind to the infinite possibilities of the universe in a way all that skunk you smoke can never do. Nature's bounty, my friend. A gift to this world, from the next. Liberty Cap mushrooms will bring you closer to god than you have ever been; though there is always a chance of meeting the other guy, the dark one...
Absolutely not, as a heathen, you can invent any old ****e as an excuse for a piss up and an orgy. Just remember to point out it's about being at one with your place in the universe, and the job's a good 'un. Wee are staaaardust...we are golden.
Yes, indeed. The ruse I always use is that it is at the point of my ejaculation that I become conjoined with the Earth and the Spirit World of our ancestors. The harder I ejaculate (I always add, by way of further explanation), the closer I can bring these two dimensions together. That is how I always justify having a second maiden tickle my balls whilst I give her sister the "ritualistic" banging.
The cruel laughter of women laughing at your clitoris, yes Ive been laughing all day and think Ive just done a small wee.
I've never done magic mushrooms, but would dearly love to. Where's the best place to find them? Can they easily be mistaken for something poisonous that's going to kill me? What concentrate of water per mushroom is ideal for a mild trip?
