Transfer Rumours City transfers - Summer 2017

If we get Abraham and he scores the decider on his debut I hereby lay claim to the headline 'Tammy Win-it.'
Thank you

 

Don't get it...

 

Now we have a Jewish manager should we expect an Exodus of players?
Will Abraham make a difference?
Could our own Moses make a miracle return?
I expect a great flood of new players probably coming two by two...but don't ask me how I Noah.

I'll get me coat..(of many colours)

 

Stand By Your Man.
D.I.V.O.R.C.E
No?

 

Ah now I get it...

 

Slutsky wants 90% of the squad to be in place before July 3rd, well 90% of 11 is 9.9, so he'll probably have 10 players by then!
On another point of signing good young English players permanently, I can't understand why we've never offered a low amount, but then s huge add on for the player to play for England!
It's just so obvious we'd never have to pay that amount EVER!
Has Harry been called up to the England squad yet? He's been gone almost a week, surely Southgate will know by now how he's improved to England class since he's been at Leicester!

 

Probably bollocks

 

There you are then - bollocks.

 

Agent," I have an offer from hull city to play for them",Doumbia Dumfuck," where is hull city", Agent, " its in the north east of England".Doumbia Dumfuck," **** that, it's ****ing freezing up there and they know I'm ****e".....

 

Wait rose might want to add her congrats too

 

Morrisons van sends congrats too from Belfast.

 

Probably bollocks then.

 

Elmo never hit the Netto enough for me, always delayed his shot allowing the keeper to make a Quicksave.

 

Or Kwiksave as they preferred to call themselves

 

Clever **** trying to be a clever **** out ****ed by another clever ****.

 

C U Next Tuesday

 

How will I recognize you?

 

His picture is in his avatar?