I am aware. So what happened is, some guy claimed he was the son of god and said Jesus Christ: Nah Nah Nah, guys, sshhh listen....my dad, when he wrote this book *holds up the old testament* he'd had a few, he and my Uncle Lucifer had been on a bar crawl and my dad was being egged on and there was some pretty vile **** in there. ok? But.....its been a couple hundred years, and my dad has had time to reflect on things and sober up so listen up.......he wants to change this book with a 2nd draft..... Judas: But that book is the word of God......we can't change it.....who are we to ch....... Jesus Christ: Shut it, you insolent dog, my father speaks to me in my dreams he told me we need to re write the book Judas: That sounds a little like bullshit to me..... Jesus Christ: Awww go ****ing yourself ya twat.. Judas: *despondent* okay
**** that mate. TV's a load of bollocks. Choice of Eastenders/ TOWIE/ Corrie or going to a great hall, have beer and banter, then go fight a battle? Yeah that's a bit of me.
haha. It just makes me angry sometimes. I love other cultures and whatnot, but religion just ****s me off. Frustrates me that otherwise intelligent people believe in all this ****. My friend Sham (and you Spurlock) is ****ing starving herself right now, going without water in this heat, I am watching her suffer and for what? I want to shake her and tell her to stop being a ****ing moron. She has lost 10lbs since Ramadhan started and she has almost fainted half a dozen times and it all seems ****ing pointless. **** knows what this **** in the van believed. But he obviously got some twisted notion that his god wanted him to run over innocent people....its just so ****ed up and fantastical, all of it. Makes me want to scream.
Nah I reckon Odin will sort me out with an axe free of charge, heard he's a good bloke like that. Must get round to watching Sopranos though, lot of people tell me it's brilliant.
The number of suspected far-right extremists referred to the Government’s key anti-terror programme soared by 30 per cent in the past year, The Independent has learnt. The dramatic rise can be revealed after Muslim worshippers were mowed down outside a north London mosque in the early hours of Monday morning by a man driving a van in what police described as a terrorist attack.
Really? I've never thought she was fit. She's got a jaw like Desperate Dan. If I'm watching ITV in the morning then the weather with the lovely Lucy Verasamy is the highlight.
I was thinking the same thing to be honest...... Sort it out Stan..... I would smash her into next week then go back for seconds.
While you two are comparing your cock sizes with Susannah's I'd rather be getting to know the lovely Lucy. please log in to view this image
Piers Morgan will no doubt have a word with his "friend". -- Donald Trump has failed to personally acknowledge the attack on members of a mosque in London, and the murder of a Muslim teenager in Virginia, prompting critics to attack his silence. The White House has commented on the Finsbury Park attack, saying that they have reached out and offered to help in any way possible. But Mr Trump himself has not commented directly, instead taking to Twitter to attack Democrats and endorse Republican candidates. The President's critics have argued that while he is often quick to condemn acts of terrorism carried out by Muslims, his reaction to terrorism committed by white people is anything but swift.
Don't know, maybe someone in the relevant government department hates far right ****s and leaks information to the Indy.