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Congratulations to Coventry

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bhoy From Brum, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    There is a greater chance of being the victim of rape and sexual assualt in Coventry than anywhere else in the UK, according to an NHS report :bandit:

    True love never dies in Coventry <rose>
     
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  2. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    But I thought Dougie was from Fife
     
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  3. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Maybe that's the true meaning of "being sent to Coventry" then. Being sent to be raped.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Aug 16, 2011
  4. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Thats the Marlon King effect
     
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  5. Glaswegian Holloway

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    Do you think it's because they hark back to the days when naked women used to 'ride around' the streets...
     
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  6. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

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    Gives a new sense to the phrase of:

    Bombing the Cathederal
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Aug 16, 2011
  7. Jobby Funbags

    Jobby Funbags Guest

    I use the phrase "Bombing the Cathedral" all the time
     
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  8. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Well i like a big pair of open doors
     
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  9. Kim Jong Il

    Kim Jong Il Well-Known Member

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    Am no fae fife! I only have 10 toes and I have evolved to the level of having thumbs.
     
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  10. Jobby Funbags

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    That rules you out of residing in Ayrshire without being rumbled also <ok>


    When were you last in Coventry?
     
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    Jobby Funbags, Aug 16, 2011

  11. THe Mighty Huth Rocks

    THe Mighty Huth Rocks New Member

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    Anyone fancy a night out in Coventry, i'm prepared to go halves on petrol & Rohypnol?
     
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    THe Mighty Huth Rocks, Aug 16, 2011
  12. Jip Jaap Stam

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    Forget the Rohypnol Huth, I'm old school. Cosh to the back of the head and then cable ties around the wrists and ankles every time <ok>
     
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  13. Medro

    Medro Well-Known Member

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    Wee Gordie Strachan ****ed Coventry up years ago and they are still to recover.

    Evil wee ranga
     
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    Medro, Aug 16, 2011

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