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Fathers Day

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Jun 17, 2017.

  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    I don't have a daddy nor am I one, need to impregnate something so I have an heir for my fabulous collection of metal detecting finds.
     
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  2. brb

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    With a pint of London Pride?
     
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  3. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Can't say I've ever tasted but don't think I'd like it, is it not one of those flat, creamy beers? I'm more of a lager man.
     
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  4. brb

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    Not my first choice of an ale but better than most, John Smith's falls more into the category you mention, truly desperate choice as an ale and to be avoided at all cost.
     
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  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Drinks Tennent's Super
     
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  6. Mind The Duck

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    Didn't get a mug
     
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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Tartan special for this non lager drinking real man.
     
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  8. Tina.

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    Coz ye are one lol
     
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  9. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    My elder son swam for the first time by himself today(with armbands on obviously), did a few widths. That was a better present that a ****ey mug.





    ^^^^ welling up
     
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  12. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Someone will make a wisecrack about blacks not being able to swim m8 but I for one will think it's disgraceful.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    He's got a cock on him like black man's
     
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  14. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    How do you know the size of Black Mans cock?
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I didn't mention size, I meant it was diseased.
     
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  16. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Got a text from my boy about an hour ago.

    You're not him are you?
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Is he a shrewd, gay Glaswegian Hairdresser?
     
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  18. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Would you prefer a nice cool length of Black Man's Cock?
     
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  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    He's none of those things, as far as I know.
     
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  20. Fabulous Fabio

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    Sadly not, I decided I couldn't be bothered texting him.
     
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