The Burds Brother

I have always suspected he hates me for defiling his sister, as of last night i am convinced he may one day murder me.

The burd lives with her mum and brother, last night i was baw deep when we heard him staggering about pished in the hall, so we were trying to be quiet then he burst in demanding to know what the huns score was, saw my hairy arse bobbing up and down on top of his sister and stormed out absolutely raging. as i was leaving the birds maw shouted me through to the living room and said
"I hear Scott saw you naked earlier"

I replied "in fairness i wasn't completely naked, i still had my socks on, hes only pissed off about it because i have a bigger cock than him"

Good thing the maw thinks im funny

 

Sounds like a lovely guy Dougie. How old is he? Still living with mammy.

 

am glad u brot this up. a burd slagged me once for keepin ma socks on when a was shaggin her. why is that a slaggin? ur beaver smells a fish, thats a slaggin

 

I remember walking up the stairs to the bog in my maws house once and hearin my wee sister and her boyfriend gettin tore right intae it. Could hear the "slap-slap-slap" sound, him grunting, her shouting, bed creaking & skelpin the wall.

Not ****in nice



















Took me ****in ages to knock one out over it, kept thinking "this is wrong".

 

about 24

 

****ing hell. I moved out at 18 and haven't spent more than 4 nights in a row at home since then. Although a few of my mates were the same, working offshore and still living with mum and dad at 24/25. It's really pathetic, cut the apron stings FFS.

 

at least it wasnt your maw

 

Venom I'm the same, moved out a few weeks after my 18th and could never go back to living with them. All my mates are still at home so always try to get me to invite them to mine. Arseholes.

 

27 (nearly 28) when I moved out ... ****in right. 20 quid a week digs, all my washing, ironing and scran!!!

 

I'm 19 and still with ma mum and dad. Got told to stay there as long as possible because 80 quid a month digs is nothing

 

Lazy ****s.

 

moved out when i was 17 to go to uni, by the time i was 17 1/2 i didnt have a room anymore

 

Too right Muir ... **** fending for yerself!

 

You bet Venom... My dad was always trying to get me to move out but I'm stubborn as ****!

 

I'll probably move out next year. Will miss paying £80 a month accomodation and the service provided at Costa Del Muir

 

My mum still asks me if I've got any washing or ironing with me when I go visit. **** sake I only had to do that in 1st year a uni because there were 10 washing machines for 300 people.

Although I'll be honest and admit I get two wee Polish lassies in once a month to clean my flat. Well worth £29.

 

****s never had a job either hes on the list for the ned cull.

 

Anyone who hasn't worked for more than a year should be on community service style work. Picking-up rubbish by the road or cleaning graffiti off railway sidings. Something ****e and tirvial like that. Either that or offer them all airfare to Spain or France.

 

Nothing wrong with nice graffiti Venom, my best pals do all that ****. Better than staring out a train at a brick wall.