I know lads, imagine having to work underneath those two complete barstools and look at the job he still managed to do! Legend
When he releases his autobiography " If it is white, it must be milk" , I really hope he answers all the questions we have been wanting to know, especially who we actually almost got and how different our team could look right now.
I know it is ifs and buts but have a look at what could have been..... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/l/liverpool/6687309.stm
Welcome to ask Benitez, gentleman with the purple nose, you may ask the first question Och! Dowen't ya tink it a bit much keep playin' Torres against yernited? Whey d'ya tink tat is fair man? He kipt skeeren Ferdinand and Veedic. Ya mead me cry inda bog. I'm sorry, all questions must be in English please. Unshaven man in the expensive suit and the little dog, your question next please. That wasn't a goal from Garcia! I hate you! I hate you! I am the special one not you! I don't believe that was a question- and we're all out of time. Thank you for attending 'Ask Benitez'.
Some fool in the comments section is asking about Aqua and Lucas, as if those questions haven't already been answered recently. He'll have some good stuff to say about why he wanted Barry, though.
And a poorer manager. At least Sir Alex doesn't moan that the FA and all the referees favour one his rivals. That was pathetic.
Slur Alcie moans on a regular basis. Here are his two latest moans. Apparently he's upset with the fixture list. He's upset that he wasn't given a home game first game of the season. According to him and only him the champions are always at home first game of the season. Now to the rest of us that don't have a drink problem, this is actually false. Secondly he's moaning that about Doh Gea being challenged. Now if the challenges are legal which they were, then there is nothing wrong all keepers are challenged,and if he thinks thats bad,he's in for a rude awakening against Bolton in the foreseeable future. Kevin Davies doesn't challenge....he clatters. He may be a good manager, but he has as much class as a 70 year old prostitute.
