The Leicester City "spiral" watch!

What Quentin knows about football can be written on the back of his tiny knob

 

Essays have been written on my knob, Bambi.

 

He's a dirty fecking skate

 

You let Fosse near your knob?

 

tbf to Bambi, he's predominantly an arse man. It's only recently that he's graduated to knobs.

 

"Essays" Quentin? ... 5 letters in tiny script? ....why Essays? ...Rupert's tattoo parlour?

 

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Mini Quran?

 

Note to self... don't drink and not606.

I thought he was talking about people handwriting their essays on his knob as though to suggest his knob is large enough.

So I googled tiny handwriting to find a mildly witty picture because if a scribe wished to handwrite an essay on his genitalia his handwriting would need to be microscopic.


Now i'm off to bask in the sun some more. Got a barbie going with plenty of beer that won't drink itseld. Cheers

 

Nope you're attempting another third rate wum but failed badly.....like this thread.

 

Judging by where he puts it, was it in Braille

 

Terrence, any predictions about your next season at fortress Wembley ?

 

Who is Rupert?

You have never properly explained who he is or what the connection is supposed to be to me.

Please do so, or I am calling "wum ****-up!"

 

I think what Akky is saying is that he believes that holy book is fit to be scribed only on the penis of a white man.

Fatwah's have been issued for far, far less.

 

Grow up Bell

 

There's something wrong with that post, can you guess what it is?

 

Phew! For a moment I thought I'd used sky instead of Bell.

Ps. Comment was warranted as since he's been rubbing shoulders with his new mate Dunk Nuts his sounding like an EDL member.......(member, pun intended).

 

Vardy gets a lot of stick for his 'likability' but I don't see any other big names doing stuff like this

http://m.leicestermercury.co.uk/jam...to-be-signed/story-30398431-detail/story.html

This is why given the choice of a hungry, down to earth guy who has worked his way up from non-league to have a good career or a precious academy player I'd take the former all day long.

Fair play to Vards for helping young lads realise a dream

 

Huddersfield Town are set to beat Leicester City and West Brom to the £11.5m signing of 22-year-old Montpellier striker Steve Mounie. (L'Equipe, via Talksport)


Tragic!