Sorry bruv but i am quite proficient now. Anyway it really is quite a personal activity that one likes to do alone.
I was thinking it was a story about a women that fashioned her public mound in such a way the results bore a passable likeness to her son ? No way it's a hedge lol. In I pop then Bravo sir. ^^^^;Basically every postor on here apart from that fun vacuum Toby, grow a sense of humour mate .