He certainly seems very mellow. It's either that, or he's pissed off his wife and she's hijacked his account in revenge!
See, I know you're lying, because my missus is right here, next to me... eating out your missus' butt. I might join them, in a minute - for seconds.
Is that how long you can last ? You always have had a problem with shooting your load too quickly on here.
HIAG's missus must dread using the words 'come quickly now' when HIAG is running late to get to Maccy D's and she has to drive him there in the Rover 25
'Two seconds HIAG' takes longer knocking up pictures on his computer than he takes knocking up his missus
So, you now believe that I am unemployed and claiming State benefits? See, whilst Pixie would love to believe that, the rational part of him has already rejected it, if you actually bothered to read what he's been writing! I know it can be tough, but it would help you to keep on top of the discussion, Bambi. Cheers, lad.
Yes, you keep blubbering on about that! The issue you have with trying to get that wum to stick (which, by the way, I invented!) is that Pixie doesn't believe I flip burgers for a living. This issue isn't about what you believe I do for a living, it's about what Pixie is able to believe I do for a living without it breaking his fragile ego.
^^^^ 22 pages crying about being called a spud and whether somebody on an internet forum cares what his job is. #hiag's fragile ego
