While you went batshit mental, had a complete breakdown and begged "why are you doing this Stan." You silly attention seeking ****
Your stock response when the penny drops that the person you're talking to knows more than you. You're a ridiculous Bell, Bell.
Hiag will cry himself to sleep tonight: "Why are you doing this Stan" "I just want once to be proved right" "My online life is a total sham"
See how I have all of you dancing to my tune? Is there anyone who actually doubts that I am the Wum Master?
You'd need to consult with Tobias, since he's the one I have charged with the task of coming up with a plausible job for me, to appease and massage Pixie's fragile ego.
How about a Burger Van owner that does the festival circuit with the occasional burger song? Then you've covered... Burger flipping Land Musical talent