Harry Maguire

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| Harry Maguire has completed a transfer to @LCFC for an undisclosed Club record fee

 

I will probably change it for next season ... predominantly meant as an irritant to certain Spurs and Liverpool fans who frequent the General Prem board and who were a little pissed off that we had the audacity to win the EPL when they hadn't managed it etc ... one very small minded individual (Spurs fan) was so irritated that he confidently predicted that we would humiliate England in the Champions League ... hence the last eight pic from UEFA's site ... us beiing the last surviving English team combined with Spurs getting knocked out of the group stage with a game to spare and then getting knocked out of the Europey by that European powerhous, KAA Gent,... culminated in a heavy dose of poetic irony and a lesson in hubris for the mardy twat ....

 

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He's a dead ringer of Harry Kane.

Poor bloke.

 

He doesn't sound like him though.

 

Why is he holding up a shirt when he is wearing one.
Mind you with £80k a week he can afford the second shirt
Good luck Harry no hard feelings you ****

 

I thought exactly the same, really weird pic.

 

Poor bloke, have you seen Kane's bird?

 

He's got a 20 grand watch on too.

 

Nah but I bet if he wasn't a footballer he wouldn't have a cat in hell's chance of pulling her.

 

But he's not holding up another £20k watch is he

 

Maybe not, but you said poor bloke cause he looked like Harry Kane.
I would gladly look like Quasimodo if I earned £80k a week and pulled a like that.

I would be on the ceiling or even climbing Notre-dame to even have a sniff at her.

 

... it's not about being a footballer particularly buddy ... it's about money .... if he was a journeyman footballer in the Conference or League 1 his potential WAG pool would diminishy proportionately and in quality ... if he was a specy investment banker with annual six or seven figure bonuses, then the pool gets proportionately bigger accordingly ..

I'll be honest with you mate ... I only got that group orgy with Fifth Harmony because I lied about being an Investment banker

 

ain't kane been with his gf since school though?

 

Fifth harmony....wasn't that the boy band on X factor?

 

I would gladly sit and revise with her.

 

is this the biggest fee we've ever received for a player? it is im guesing

 

I have literally never heard of Fifth Harmony.

 

Nope ... thought you'd know that? ... you being Duncan from Blue in real life an'all

 

she's got a degree, not a typical 'wag'
she doesn't really try to get noticed