Off Topic Easiest poster on the PL board to wind up?

I forgive you.

 

Maybe I can rock up to work without eating or drinking, then complain about not having 5 breaks a day for reverse sit ups on a little carpet with no shoes on for 4 weeks every year?

If my boss at the construction site doesn't like me getting carried by the other workers ,because I'm a dehydrated hungry dizzy liability then he's Islamaphobic too.

 

Plenty of people have jobs that cause them to have to skip lunch. They don't make a fuss, they just crack on.

 

That's all that came through there

 

Do more praying then you're not religious enough yet.

 

You two ****ers seem to be having a conversation about me having put in some kind of complaint at work due to Fasting

I'll leave you love birds to it, by the time I come back I expect you to have pinned the JFK murder on me too

 

No you are basically a self harmer getting paid to walk around making sure smashed up tellies and fridges don't get pinched.
I would make you sign a disclaimer in case you keeled over if I was your boss at the dump.

 

It's way past your bedtime junior.

Family guy, fidiot

 

High five man, or whatever.

 

You sure told me! Think i will go cry in the corner now.

 

I'm not saying that at all Stig, I'm saying it seems you're making a lot of fuss over not that much. It's not really fasting as such. You're only really missing your dinner, and virtually nothing if you work nights.

 

I think Kev's made a spelling faux pas in putting an 'A' instead of an 'I' in staff.

 

Could you go 8 hours without an alcoholic drink? I doubt it.

 

You seem to be trying to latch on to stuttering's imaginings about drink. You look as silly as he does for doing it. Still, you got some much craved attention, even if it does just show your desperation and ignorance.

 

If you're not pissed when you write most of your posts then you're one ****ed up, bitter puppy.

 

Good morning you lovely bunch of people.

 

Good morning luv. A sunny day for Dull to educate Muslims.

 

It's nice here and due to get quite hot over the weekend.

 

I'm going for both!

 

Pony patter ^^^