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Big fire in Landan

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 14, 2017.

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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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  2. Tina.

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    Says it was caused by a faulty fridge. Wasn't our trev trying to sell one today? Or have I just popped?
     
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  3. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Naw Spurlock looks after old fridges in the Scrap Yard.
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 14, 2017
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  4. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Update.

    3 babies saved by passers-by after being thrown from the 54th floor to.safety by their parent.

    May poses for pictures atop fire engine.

    Corbyn calls.for resignation of COE London sprinkler company.

    Somalian security guard found hanged in Huddersfield scrap yard. Witnesses claim to have mistaken him for fridge magnet.

    Iain has **** status upgraded to.severe.
     
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  5. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  7. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    5'6" then?
     
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  8. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    If these are council flats there won't be many white English people living there .

    <laugh>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Sport and Weather you **** <grr>

    It's no the news without Sport and Weather.
     
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  10. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Sports news.

    Mexican consulate to open on Paisley road west next week.

    Celtic new signing to be announced as soon as season tickets sales dry up.

    Iain in running for **** of the season award.
     
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  11. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Weather update.

    Sunny with outbreaks of falling residents.
     
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  12. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Slum landlords is what the media call Pakistani landlords in Glesga
     
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  13. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    These are council flats.

    Place looks like a shanty town.
     
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    Ciaran, Jun 14, 2017
  14. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I thought I read slum landlords somewhere

    Whatevs
     
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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    BBC news presented live from the scene

    <laugh> they ****ing love it. Sad ****s
     
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  16. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I will do a a Grove raper debunking of this tragedy without any knowledge other than the Metro heading.

    A building full of mainly Muslims during Ramadan.
    The Ahmed family returned from Mosque to cook their favourite fried chicken and rice meal.
    The oil was too hot and spilled over creating a chip pan fire.

    The women's polyester Burkas and hijabs went up sending flaming hazards towards the curtains setting them ablaze.
    Rather than call the fire brigade the men decided to have a little prayer as their beards went up along with the rest of the building.

    Case closed
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Ah burned doon ma mates kitchen when I was 14 cos the chip pan went on fire while I was watching "Dangermouse" on the telly.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 14, 2017
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Och yer ****ing arse
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    True story.

    Back in them days it was okay to leave kids in the hoose alone.

    Ah put the chip pan on, started watching Dangermouse, and suddenly had this feeling of heat and light behind me. Ran outside in panic and shouted at a bloke passing by what to do and he said put a damp tea towel over it and then he continued walking on <laugh>
     
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  20. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    ^^ I smell ****e ^^

    And I don't believe the story either
     
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