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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by RAVENBLACK, Aug 16, 2011.

  1. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Mick has officially now bestowed me with Mod status. And if things don't start to change around here, then well they'll stay exactly the way they are.

    Mick has insisted that I have free reign and especially over the perennial troublemakers on here, i.e. Celtic fans and one Rangers fan in particular.

    I'l be tough but fair. People are scared to join for fear of being ridiculed by the usual suspects on here. Today was a classic example with the Cardiff City thread by what appeared to be a young keen and ambitious poster, only for his mates to tell him to pull it from GC.

    NOT ON.

    NOT IN MY SHIFT.

    You have been warned, very warned.
     
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  2. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    [NSFW]senile auld ****[/NSFW]
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Go **** yerself.
     
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  4. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Oh look mutant man is back. Horribly deformed with only four digits on one hand due to an accident whilst ****ting on a sofa.

    Be off with you silly person.

    This is a man's game.
     
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  5. Hash.

    Hash. pure daycent

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    er=eager rentboy
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    er = elderly rants
    er = elicits rape
     
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  8. The Dandy Highwayman

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    isn't she an actress?
     
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  9. Erik

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    [NSFW]
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Out of interest ER, what kind of accident would it need to be to lose one of your digits, while ****ting on a sofa?
     
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  11. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Why they keep allowing you Internet privileges up there in Carstairs Secure Mental Hospital I'll never know.
     
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  12. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Why they keep allowing you Internet privileges up there in Carstairs Secure Mental Hospital I'll never know.
     
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  13. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I'm glad you asked me that.

    Ok I admit it, I made that bit up.
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    I am shocked and more than a little bit disappointed.
     
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  15. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    I can be phallicable at times too you know.
     
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  16. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Now you are just making up words!
     
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  17. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <ok>
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    Its in my dictionary.
     
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  19. Admiral Pure

    Admiral Pure Well-Known Member

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    If you shat on someone's white sofa, say a girlfriends, then she might become enraged sufficiently to chop off a digit. Alternatively, sofa-****ting and digit-loss might be unconnected. But Gambol would know better about these things. <ok>
     
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  20. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    She would only be pissed off if the sofa was white?!
     
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