Two girls knocked his crutches over and within 10 seconds he established they were from Wirral and he was flirting with them. I was impress even though they were a combined 3/10.
Cuth to the waiter: "can I get the spastic keys to the toilets please?" Waiter: "You mean the disabled toilets?"
Zingy run off with his crutches and ring the police saying there's a pissed bloke in the pub that's lost his wheelchair.
That's ****ing gold man. Class A pic lads !! Zingy on the Hop House (pretty decent brew) Rhc on the usual piss-water ... look at that colour discrepancy Amazing work, truly amazing work