I think you'll find that I posted it 1 min before you, you plagiarising **** Funny as **** though, had exactly the same thought
I was about 30 seconds behind, but I was busy choosing my pic and writing my saying. So I didn't know you'd posted = exactly the same
I think we all know which Spud you're referring to. He's often getting mashed or roasted on here. The last meltdown saw him fry into a rage, pick up his jacket and storm out.
Bet they all found it oh so sweet to finish above your lot this year though. Was a new thing for them.
A potato and a sweet potato were playing on the playground. The sweet potato told the potato,"Hey, I just found out I'm related to you." The potato said," No you're are not!" The sweet potato said back,"Yes, I yam."
You'll love this one... A guy walks into the doctor's office. A banana stuck in one of his ears, a potato in the other ear, and a carrot stuck in one nostril. The man says, "Doc, this is terrible. What's wrong with me?" The doctor says, "Well, first of all, you need to eat more sensibly."
They've finished above us once in twenty years and all of a spudden they think they are the King Edwards of the league. Can't see it lasting though, they will be bake where they belong again next year.
What about this one. Man goes to the doctor and says he's not feeling well. After a load of tests, the doc tells him that he has all the worst illnesses imaginable. " What I'll do is lock you in a room and feed you slices of ham and pizza". Will ham and pizza cure me?" said the man. "No, but it's the only thing we can slide under the door!