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Off Topic Easiest poster on the PL board to wind up?

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  1. DUNCAN DONUTS

    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Does it bother you that your prophet is taking it hard from Porky pig ?

    <laugh>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Boom! Major blowout in public, the girl to the side of us stifles a laugh but we all heard it. The lad gets better and brings up drinks and build up to it and goes in ham fisted with a "come out and have a drink with me tonight?"

    "Sorry I have a girlfriend"

    I still reckon I'd have nailed her.
     
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    Cheered me up anyway, journey home is usually a lot more boring.

    How's the war on Islam going?
     
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  4. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Might need to get down the Mosque and "borrow" a few Korans to get the BBQ going again at this rate.
    <whistle>
     
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    Shoot her in the head tonight. She's only going to grow up to be a local cum bucket like your Missus <ok><laugh>
     
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  6. BobbyD

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    Presumably all this time Duncan has this much time on his hands because he's and can post this sort of **** because he's at home and unemployed.

    AND you wonder why people vote the tories in if their taxes are being paid out to people to post crap online <doh>
     
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    You would have more chance of nailing @DUNCAN DONUTS wife mate, local bike very easy, swallows every last drop, sucks you dry nothing will be left in the pipe...:emoticon-0178-rock::emoticon-0126-nerd::emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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    You need to do something to feel better about yourself <laugh> I'm scratching my nuts and laughing at you killing yourself

    <laugh>

    Oh and **** your Mum <ok>
     
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  9. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    I called a ceasefire but Al decided to go down the rapey joke path straight away after a final warning and now I'm sifting through Charlie Hebdo covers and MoHo bacon images.
     
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    Whereas I work and bring culture and interest to the forum even on my train journey.
     
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    I didn't know they even had trainlines in wales? again bringing more culture to this board :p
     
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    I choked her last night...she loved it
     
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  13. Highburyal

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    Sheep don't count as bringing culture to the forum...
     
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  14. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    Could be worse I could work as a security guard at the local rubbish tip on minimum wage like Spudcock.
     
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    It's not like the old days Bobby, we're an up and coming nation now, got rid of coal and have leccy and everything.
     
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    You need to stand on a box to **** a camel, sheep are easier.
     
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    And you daughter and wife work for even less :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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    Anyway popping out....I'll call you when I'm bored Dunc <laugh>
     
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    Would you like to see another photo of a ripped up Koran ?
     
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  20. DUNCAN DONUTS

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    OK hope you get killed by a drone strike mate .<ok>
     
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