Off Topic The Burly Arms

I used to work with a load of yanks and they'd have a monthly shipment in, 150g bags of the wild west. I prefer the original but don't mind the spicy one either.

Tried making my own once, that was a tragedy.

 

You tried this;

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I've had Biltong before yeah, they do that one in Waitrose, it's ok but I prefer the jerky.

You can get pork jerky as well, not tried that one... don't want to.

 

Sounds a bit dry that.

Rather have a scratching!

 

My pal from Miami used to say he lived off a no-carb diet, he was cut like a statue mind so whatever he was doing was worth it.

When we were in Vegas he walked into my room with a pack of Jerky and I said "You know there's about 30g of carbs in each bag of Jerky" and he nearly started crying, it's as if his whole life was a lie.

 

Bonjour Spurlock .... How goes the battle on the sh1t side of the Atlantic

 

Ola Roofus....been busy Fasting, day 13 tomorrow. Apart from that and looking over my shoulder fearing some Right wing nutter jumping on me...life's orite Fam

You finished the ironing?

 

He's seldom pressed for time.

 

Why are you lookin over your shoulder , does the Skidiot live in your neighbourhood

 

No ironing for me . Freakishly, I managed to buy 1000 articles of new clothing at an auction for 100 dollars . Mostly women's stuff , including 300 pairs of new panties . Leather coats , beautiful stuff . Quite a bit of boys and girls stuff hardly any men's stuff .Didn't even find a pair of pants for myself , although I found 3 pairs of panties that fit nice .

 

Did you take pics of yourself in those panties and dress before you went to the bar?

 

Watching the first series of American Gods, make Twin Peaks look like a child's show.

 

Is it any good?
I was thinking about watching it myself.

I'm currently watching 'The Keepers' and '13 Reasons Why?' - Both very enjoyable.

 

300 pairs of panties? worn, soiled, creamed? They go for big money so Skiddy says.

 

Yes very good especially if you like fantasy mystery, it's bang off the wall Ian MacShane is masterful as Wednesday.

 

Only if they have the flange in them.

 

HAHA . Sorry , they were all new and they all went to a womens shelter , well except for those 3 pairs that fit me . Most of the womens and childrens stuff went to the womens shelter . Some of the womens " twentyish stuff and what theywas for mens stuff went to a " Streets Alive " program for teens and young adults having a though time getting jobs . 3 half ton trucks , I'm so sore transporting and sorting clothes I can hardly move .

 

Went to a BBQ last night, turned into a full on partaay.

Feel like I've been run over this morning.

Watched England in the final, now gonna have a dirty breakfast.

 

Just have lunch

 

Don't fancy lunch!

I want a fry up and a pint. I have no other options unfortunately, this hangover has to go asap.