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  1. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Trust me, they are that mad, where did the ridiculous sound bite 'no deal is better than a bad deal' come from? No deal means WTO terms and is by definition as bad as it gets, but they were trying to sell the idea to the gullible and stupid, who'd think that it was good old Blighty telling Jonny foreigner to do one. No deal was a better deal for the Tories, as it wouldn't have had their name on it.
     
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  2. astro

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    It's like Southampton saying "yeah we've got Van Dijk on a 5 year contract but he's a bit unsettled now, let's release him on a free and hope he chooses to rejoin us on a 7 year contract"

    #doingamay
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    She'll have to try saying strong and stable with a mouthful of cum
     
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  4. astro

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    Even thinking about the DUP coalition

    Would those of us not stupid or evil enough to vote Tory prefer
    1. stick with a crippled Tory party needing to beg with DUP to scrape a majority
    2. twist and have a reelection, risking some people #bottlingit when you know their message will 100% be "give us back our majority or Labour will take Brexit away, and BTW we found that £350m/week again"
     
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  5. astro

    astro Well-Known Member

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    Why is DUP separate from the Tories in the first place?

    Anti-gay, anti-women, anti-environment, and they gave half a billion of taxpayer money to businesses

    Is it just a scam to double their election spending?
     
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    May says she was robbed by the high turnout

    Now she wants to rip up the Representation of the People Act and only allow landowners to vote
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    Such a shame that Jimmy Krankie so misjudged the desire for a second referendum North of the border, otherwise we'd have a Labour coalition on the cards
     
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    one undoubted bit of good news came from north of the border

    Alex "slimeball" Salmond <laugh>
     
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  9. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    maybe anally.
     
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  10. Rubbersoul

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    You'd think with how difficult leaving the EU will be now that Conservatives would allow Labour to run the country because if they ruin it Conservatives could be seen as the future party for possibly generations.

    Conservatives have lost seats and now wants to join up with really an unknown party and try to tackle brexit is suicide. Corbyn and Labour must be laughing.

    Lose lose situation with Conservative and with May at the front of it she is gonna have to prepare.
     
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  11. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I think people need to realise there is two entirely different streams to brexit

    The first stream is how to get out.

    that means all EU stuff in the uk like science boards etc etc have to move. This is the BILL that uk doesn't want to pay. and so forth and so on.

    there is a cost to leaving right?

    then there is future relationship. People confuse the future with getting out. The future relationship can be anything and can change over time....

    when people say no deal over bad deal they REALLY mean two things. first and foremost they mean they do not want the uk to pay a penny for its own stupidity and hope the eu will pay for it.. best of luck there. The second part is they mean they don't want foreigners coming over here taking our jobs (that we won't do anyway)


    If you fail to deal with the first part the future relationship will extract the cost out of us.

    No deal = we paid nothing and no foreigners can come here... utopia... cos corporate tax will be 5% and the rich will be happy
    Bad deal = we paid 50bil to eu to get out then ended up paying 90% of what we paid anyway to EU for access to markets.. AND foreigners come here.
    good deal: <laugh> seems to mean exactly what no deal means as far as i can tell?
     
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  12. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom! Forum Moderator

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    I don't see May continuing her reign for too long either, her party colleagues have already been speaking out against her running another campaign, zero confidence.

    Just hope they don't elect Boris
     
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  13. Rubbersoul

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    If May leaves then whoever becomes the PM would need to do a general election again.
     
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    No deal = entire country dead in 6 weeks from scurvy because importing fruits is too expensive
     
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    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    A week is a long time in politics,Nicola Sturgeon's (SNP) pumped up the Tories, I wonder if there is going to be a referendum id Scotland
    for independence. Ordinary people want to be part of United Kingdom.
     
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    Nice, she will do anything to stay in power then.
     
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  18. astro

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    Her mandatory sex change operation is scheduled for Monday

    #terrymay
     
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  19. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    I think the public voices are noise.

    They can represent the expendable voices of others

    I think the real mandarins will be agreeing when to nail her. I think she's lost every crumb of power she gains as PM but was always a compromise candidate anyway. She will be sued for as longs as they need to do do
    Hardly <laugh> a slight exaggeration there
     
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