Off Topic Easiest poster on the PL board to wind up?

If your people just got on with your lives instead of pissing the rest of us off at every opportunity then I wouldn't even be having this conversation fanny face.

 

To be fair ive seen actual footage of many Non Muslims walk into pubs and stab people in the head...throughout my life
Yes Muslims are barely 5%, so dont be such a pussy in your posts mate, there you go, found yourself some hope, you can wipe us out if push comes to shove
When and If the West attacks India, Sri Lanka etc..you'll see Hindus too. Dare you the West to attack Isreal, you'll see Jews too..Scientologists have nothing to attack so why would they be aggressive?
dropping a bomb on Mecca would be a great start to ensuring you dont live for long, that is probably bang on the money Dunc.

 

Last time i looked my lad was at school working hard for his GCSE's. If im not mistaken by brother's are at work, actually one might be having the day off, he usually does have Friday's off. My mum will be sat at home, Nephews, nieces will be at work/college/university etc. All my mates are busy Fasting no doubt.

Is it the Ammonium in the cow **** you smell all day Farmer boy? does that play with your brain fluids?

 

You keep calling me a coward or a pussy because deep down you know that you are a brainwashed ****** lying to yourself that your farcical ideology has any place in modern society.
If you have ever drank alcohol had non Muslim or even gay friends eaten a bacon sandwich or had sex with an adult before marriage then you will be going to hell.
No forgiveness no grey area unless you die fighting for Allah.

It's probably the guilt that makes second generation Pakistanis want to blow up children at pop concerts.

 

Pussy

 

It's too late for you as you Allah has a special place in hell reserved for you and your family ,you best drive into Huddersfield and try and run over some non believers mate.

 

we have a winner folks ^^^^^^^^

 

I'm busy fasting

Explains the ridiculously high unemployment rate in the Muslim community.

 

No, he's a donut, Bruv.

There is a very slight difference.

 

Guffaw

 

Don't turn on me, DD! I'm part of the same white Christian brotherhood as you, that has dominated World politics since the Crusades and that has re-written World History from its own perspective to serve its own ideologies and agendas over the centuries. We're part of the same chain-gang, you and me.

 

I'm not into worshipping any sky wizards pal all Gods seem to be very needy and unreasonable.

I don't get much of a say in which oil rich country inhabited by backwards sand people that my country invades either.

 

I'm not fasting

 

Nor does it justify you and your dad going round killing innocents by indiscriminate bombings and sanctions...

 

So the final result has just come in and been independently verified....


Incredibly it's a tie.

The 2 winners are

@FosseFilberto and @DUNCAN DONUTS



Congratulations lads.

 

So why hasn't this been happening for the past 1400 years?

 

HB hows the wife?

 

oh dear!

 

There are only so many clever hilarious jokes about donuts , repeating dumcunt no nuts 1000times followed by a laugh emoji sadly doesn't register as a wind up shy farter.

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You silly ****er... I didn't even call you that or put an emoji in.

Here's an appropriate emoji for you