Thanks mate, but forgive me for not accepting advice from someone who constantly has his arse handed to him.
<true> Tru dat, Bruv. Spurs proved that when they took Chavs apart at the Lane, both physically and mentally. Lukaku will be far more intimidated by our defenders, so we should be able to keep him contained within a very little box.
Except I don't. Having Skiddy shouting his standard nonsensically bollocks at me, and Bambi garbling the interminable ****e that he churns out, does not equal me being "handed my arse." Quite the opposite, in fact, as it simply goes to prove that I am forever retrieving rattled little fishes from my many nets. If you want to see how someone gets handed their arse, asked Pixie about his love-in with 667, Bluey.
That's exactly what i'm talking about Hiag...shook 'em bad at the Lane. Lukaku's goal against us was very much down to our defence switching off...apart from that he wasnt interested.
Tru dat, Bruv. Spurs proved that when they took Chavs apart at the Lane, both physically and mentally. Lukaku will be far more intimidated by our defenders, so we should be able to keep him contained within a very little box.
See, now you are confusing "me putting you right in a calm and reasoned manner" with "being rattled." I sat here in my underpants scratching my bollocks ffs, Bluey! And I'm in the office!!!
Never said you were rattled mate, and your response was hardly calm. Wtf has scratching your bollocks got to do with it?
The "leaping into nets" analogy (which I invented, so you're getting this from the horse's mouth) signifies the actions of a poster so desperate to bite that he cannot wait for the hook, so decides to leap into the landing-net. It is a state of heightened disquiet (aka rattled). Therefore, by suggesting that I had leaped into your net (you don't even possess any nets, mate) was to suggest that I was rattled. I assure you that I wasn't then, and neither am I, now. Yes, it was. You have my guarantee on that, Bluey. I should know - I was there. It's a metaphor, Bluey. The idea is that a man lounging in his underpants and casually scratching his bollocks signifies calm and contentment. Such a man is clearly not in a state of being rattled.
The nets thing was a jokey piss take, as I'm well aware that it's you that started it. As you say, I can only take your word that you were calm. Your post didn't indicate as much.
Although he'd cost a lot of money, He does seem like a good player to be fair, If he joins us, I think he'll surprise a lot of people in my opinion.
