Off Topic General Election Special

If exit polls are right, we will be needing a new PM me thinks.

 

Same here, got a few quid knocked off due to finding a few dead refugees in the torpedo tubes upon delivery.

That'll teach the scrounging ****s for trying to stowaway on my bastard submarine.

 

Simpsons??? Way to tame.
Gotta be Family Guy.

 

Prick. Am I doing this right?

 

Clive Myrie.

Nice bloke but no Sinitta.

What's going on?

 

I'd have shagged that lib dem lady that's just been on sky.

 

Point proved.

 

OLM's a ****.

 

Name names or post a pic. I'm on the BBC.

 

Picky twat.

 

Make sure it's seasons 4 to 9, that's the peak.

 

Yeah I thought so. But what's the alternative if the exit poll is accurate? It'd have to be that or a combination of at least three parties wouldn't it?

 

OLM's gonna have to form a Coalition of Crayons with Patty in order to stay on as Moderator.

 

Vote May, get Gerry Adams. How ironic.

 

Mint, that's all, mint.

 

There could be around 10 northern ireland MPs who would support the tories, but no one else. The tories need about half a dozen more seats than the exit poll to make this work, its gonna be very close.

 

I think that my generation has finally ****ing listened and has voted en masse for once.

Corbyn got the young vote and it worked perfectly.

 

So, they'll have to do a deal with extremists then?

 

Just spent time with Laura Smith next MP for Crewe & Nantwich.(hopefully) Wonderful, down to earth MILF.

 

Series. Haven't you complained about Americanisms before?

You daft ****.