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Off Topic The SIR Kenny Dalglish Public House

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    yeh this one said it beeps when it gets to the pressure you've set. it didn't beep
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    50p for 4 minutes of air though. that's a bargain in brexit britain
     
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  3. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    Alright lads advice needed

    here's the story

    i play tennis in a league team, supposed to be with a regular partner

    we had an away match last night and he doesn't bother showing up, doesn't say anything so we are missing a player/one pair (it's doubles) due to this and lose points automatically

    I text him asking wtf's going on mate and he doesn't reply till 10pm saying a reminder would have been good ... everyone else feckin remembered

    basically how do you blacklist someone without being a dick yourself ?? think i'm done with this idiot ... all mouth and no trousers

    also what are your sports stories of people being unreliable and/or twats ??
     
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  4. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Tennis is for ***gots <ok> <whistle>
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

    FedLadSonOfAnfield Lad

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    <laugh> how's that ?! at least you see and can play with women which can't be said for cricket. ever :bandit:
     
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  6. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    You play with women all the ****ing time. You don't require a ****ing racket and new balls

    Having said that, Luv would require the latter <laugh>
     
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  7. BobbyD

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    just tell him to **** off. he'll either accept it knowing he was a nob and irresponsible or he will be pissed off in which case hes an unreasonable ****
     
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  8. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Text him to remind him from now on and if he still doesn't turn up bin him off.
     
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  9. saintanton

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    FFS.
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <laugh> Not even a typo there, you twat. The other spelling's too French <whistle>
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    ****ing yank.
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    the only time RHC uses poor grammar and the wrong words for something is when the english word is actually a french one <laugh>
     
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  13. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Yeah i agree tell him to man the **** up and stop trying to blame others for his inability to remember. then say it happens again you are ****ing out.
     
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  14. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Two things:


    1) Today the jerk who keeps using my email address to make barber appointments is going to go to the barber and find out he cancelled his appointment for the second time in a row.<laugh>

    2) The peado brother in law had a polygraph test administered by his lawyers. Results came back inconclusive. Not sure if results can legally be used in court even if they came back in his favour. I know cops can't force you to take one.

    The lawyers were hoping to establish he had never engaged in this behaviour before.

    He's having problems with the parole officer too. Apparently they never disclosed that his children had tablets. (They had to disclose all devices that could connect to internet in his house).
     
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  15. saintanton

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    Trying to avoid using French will leave him on his derrière down a cul-de-sac. The bourgeoisie have become so blasé about the dropping of bons mots into everyday English, it's almost de rigueur. My chauffeur and au-pair are at it all the time.
    C'est la vie, I suppose.
     
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  16. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Mangetout, mangetout trigs.
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I've been posting joke "missed connections" on the local Craigslist recently and this one lady responds to every one in an email with "this is hands down the funniest missed connection I've ever read". The comments are in context so I assume it's not an autobot, but it makes me wonder if she knows she keeps responding to the same person.
     
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  18. saintanton

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    Perhaps everything you write is even funnier than the last.
    What's Craigslist?
     
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  19. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    It's an the free online buy/sell website. It has a very creepy personals section.

    Is Craigslist not in England?
     
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  20. saintanton

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    Yeah, it is. I'm just keeping in character.
    I've never looked at it, I thought it was where shifty old geezers pretended to be 12 year old My Little Pony addicts.
     
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