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  1. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    In my experience women rarely embrace the opportunity for surprise sex at 3 in the morning with any enthusiasm.
     
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  2. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    The one who ****ed my head up did, the 'orrible twat <laugh>
     
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  3. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    And a teaspoon for coffee, while leaving out coffee spoons (unless you go with a demitasse spoon as being for coffee, which according to the picture you don't because you use a teaspoon for that and a demitasse spoon apparently has no use), sugar spoons, desert spoons, soup spoons etc., let alone things like serving spoons, salad spoons etc.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Jun 2, 2017
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    If we combine this thread and the transfer thread.... we'd get whetherspoons.

    ill get my coat
     
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  5. saintanton

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    Ask it how to spell Wetherspoons. <ok>
     
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  6. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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  7. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    If a Wether is a castrated ram, what is a Wetherspoon uses for?
     
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  8. saintanton

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    Catching the nuts as they fall?
     
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  9. saintanton

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    Hmmm. Not weird at all.
     
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  10. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    Yes, it is a tad out of the ordinary. The other epsiodes are even stranger
     
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  11. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    I am a banana!

     
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  14. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    How you like me now, Neville?


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  15. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Guys I have moved all the posts on the London attacks to one thread.

    It seems feeling were running high last night but we have to still have a football thread not full of terrorist stuff.
     
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    This has never been a football thread. Currently it's a spoon thread.
     
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  17. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    It's also the one place I can say something was done that most will read. No606 has no longer an announcement system.
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We're off to Button moon, to follow...

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Trying to use the air at the petrol station when your tyre pressure is low

    the struggle is real yo
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Trying to find one that works is pain enough. They're almost always out of order here.
     
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