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That great stage in life is upon me

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Mick, Aug 15, 2011.

  1. Welcome to the North

    Welcome to the North Active Member

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    The Wee man Celtic aswell, or have you taught him not to Gloryhunt? I hear Guernsey are trying to get into the English League pyramid...
     
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  2. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    Glory hunting Celtic supporter? I grew up watching us come 4th in the SPL, slightly improved now but I don't think he's getting much in the way of glory from following me. I am away on business a lot, and the worst single thing to come from it so far is my 3 year old is convinced he supports Chelsea, noooooooooooo <laugh>
     
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  3. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Just you wait Mick. I taught my grandson how to win at Connect 4, to think ahead and make it impossible for the other player to avoid defeat. I used to give concessions like "did you really want to go there?" or let him take his counter out if he could see he had made a mistake. All concessions have now been removed and I still can't beat him in a best of 19, or best of anything. Not only does he beat me, he does it in front of people and then suggests he should give me lessons. And he's ****ing 5 years old. I'm getting the chess board out. I'll show him.
     
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  4. Erik

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    You've created a monster.
     
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  5. Mick

    Mick Probably won't answer PMs Staff Member

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    I had a hand held computerised Connect4 when I was a kid, the thing didn't make mistakes, the only way to beat it was to corner it into a hole about 5 moves ahead. I literally have never been beaten in Connect4 since playing that game.
     
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  6. Dave the Rave

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    I hate that... my missus and my 5 yr old daughter always absolutely hammer me at connect 4 and x'y o'sys <laugh>
     
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  7. Sam Axe

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    I get absolutely slaughtered when I play COD or Fifa online. That could just be because I play some kid who plays games 20 hours a day when I hardly ever play though.
     
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  8. Erik

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    I've got the red ring of death. :(

    I've not played FIFA for 3 months. <wah>
     
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  9. Sam Axe

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    That's enough of your sexual stories <whistle>
     
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  10. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    You probably keep coming up against me in COD. Mick is wisely dodging me :D
     
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  11. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Stop eating Vindaloo then ffs
     
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  12. Lucaaas

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    You are ****e at COD.

    If ya ever get it on a proper console you can add me.
     
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  13. Sam Axe

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    Or some obese American 10 year old who is never off the console and who lives on a diet of McDonalds, Cola, Crisps and Chocolate
     
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  14. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    K/D?
    Acc?
    W/L?
     
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  15. Lucaaas

    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    My W/L is ****e because I don't play with anyone really. And can't seem to load the Kill leaderboard so I've got 8243 kills and 4978 deaths, if that helps.

    I'm brilliant, I know.
     
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  16. Welcome to the North

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    Was joking about the Gloryhunting thing <laugh>

    <laugh> Chelsea, aren't they buddies with Rangers? <yikes>

    You'll have to take him to see the hoops <laugh>
    <whistle>

    **** it, I can't not make a joke.

    Sorry about that.
    Good night was it?
    Meanwhile, in Brighton...
    HCF's rusty spoon
    HCF trials new Chilli based lube
    etc...
     
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  17. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    About the same ratios except im at around 26000 kills atm.
    Win/loss is 1.15 but should be 1.5 but every time the server disconnects or host is lost and game ends it counts as a loss. Dont even start me on the games where you are put in as the team is losing 7200-3000 and so no hope of a win.

    Acc is at 26%, would be more but i like to mix up my sniping with run and gun
     
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  18. Sam Axe

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    Jeez you people must play COD a lot. How do you find the time? I always find something that I have to do so it is rare when I get to play games
     
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  19. Lucaaas

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    I know, it's incredibly annoying, its even worse when you get put in the game where the opponents have harriers, chopper gunners etc up and you're getting spawn killed right from when you join the game.

    I only use the UMP at the moment, so my Accuracy is pretty poor as I tend to spray, and not aim down sights, when I'm up close with people on it.
     
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  20. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Well the game has been out for nearly two years now. To be on fourth prestige after two years is hardly hardcore playing. Some ****s were level 70 and 10th prestige after a few months (losers)
     
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