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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 2, 2017.

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  1. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Out shopping, went round to my brother's and helped him out with some stuff and now back home and will make some iftar later on with the mrs so it helps her out as well...

    what you been doing?
     
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  2. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Been to shops...was out of Rizlas, picked some up...some Groceries..off to see my Mum ..then coming home to fix up some Iftar...fancy some Booty afterwards...hmmm..the Devil is running amock.
     
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  3. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    lol self control fatty at least till iftar! why would you need Rizlas in Ramadan :emoticon-0181-fubar hope mummy gives you a slap for buying the Rizlas! Haram......

    The devil isnt running amock, its everyones habits now catching up :emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    because..i like making paper planes out of them whilst i am having my meal.

    The devil is running amock..he runs through my blood..the struggle goes on...leave me alone!
     
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  5. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Must be some small planes.......

    Dont blame the devil, he is locked up mate :emoticon-0126-nerd: as for the booty you can do what you like fatty after iftar with your mrs thats your business.....<whistle>
     
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  6. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Yeah been texting today, he feels it's a bit harsh but is taking it in his stride.
     
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  7. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    It's an outrage that Sky was banned.

    The lad adds life to this site.

    It's as though there is a conspiracy to stifle life on this site.
     
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  8. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    Certainly adds relief to your arse, the rimmings all but been eradicated during his enforced but rightful ban.
     
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  9. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Bring back @Skylarker.

    What's being done here is clearly against the Geneva convention, the court of human rights and Microsoft Windows 10 EULA. I demand Skylarker's reinstatement. As of now, I am on a hunger strike until Sky is back on these forums.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Jun 5, 2017
  10. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    My main man, Spurly, has been on hunger-strike for a week.
     
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  11. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Gotta back "Skiddy" on this one HIAG.
    Surely your ringpiece could use the rest.
    Sky has had his tongue so firmly implanted up there for the last couple months it must be a relief for you to be able to wipe your arse without a communist Scouser getting in the way.
     
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  12. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    At least for Sky it's only his tongue.

    With the 'Pede, it's entire faces!
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    It's all relative
     
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  14. SpursDisciple

    SpursDisciple Booking: Mod abuse - overturned on appeal
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    Red Dwarf. Arnold Rimmer.
     
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  15. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    <laugh>
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    No relative of mine. :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm hungry.

    Bring back Sky before my moobs are gone forever.
     
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  18. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Don't worry you can borrow @Spurlock moobs...
     
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  19. Tobes

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    He's doing his time like a man, he'll be out in parole within the week.
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    please log in to view this image
     
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