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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 2, 2017.

  1. Meh.

    I'm lounging on my bed in my underpants, Bambi. I might even scratch my nuts.

    It is almost impossible to be rattled under such conditions.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ... why not Quents?
     
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  3. "Arnold" seems to be somewhat an arbitrary choice, Bambs. That's all.

    Sky doesn't come across as an "Arnold," to me.

    You definitely come across as either a "Nigel" or a "Malcolm."

    I'm more "Tyler" or "Troy."
     
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  4. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG's saturday night 'gig', alone with his tiny todger <laugh>

    Have you posted your thread about my greatest ever wum **** ups yet or are you going to bottle it once again ?
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You got rinsed for claiming you were called Tyler.

    You're probably a Barry or a Brian.
     
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  6. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    When he does come across you does he call you Quentin? ...like the rest of us do? :)
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    Nan buddy ... definitely a Quentin ... just look how many times he's tried to deny it in the last half hour ....poor fcuker is rushing around desperately editing my posts in futile denial ... I might ask my mate brb to change his board name to it :)
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Classic HIAG, get's completely rinsed, then tries to edit the comments to cover up his total **** ups. <laugh>
     
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  9. Looks like I'm going to need more of these...

    fishing net.jpg
     
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    The 2:30am net of defeat.
    So predictable HIAG.
     
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    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    ...if you've got some spares, you might consider swapping some for a brain?

    PS when the older lads on here talk about 'fishnets' ... I think you may be getting the wrong idea Quentin :)
     
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    Those don't suit you either try Cnut or bell end. <ok>
     
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    I've been part of a covert operation to get Sky back but it's not going well Brb may well be onto us.
     
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  14. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Anything i can do, let me know...ive got some string, some Blu tac and a paperclip..plus i used to watch The A Team.
     
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  15. luvgonzo

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    All good but unless you can get Brb to authorise my new account we're ****ed. <laugh>
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    the Eye Of Mordor is hard work.

    You been Gameing with the Sky? bet hes fuming!
     
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    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Sky got flattened...lol
     
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  18. Spurlock

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    Shouldn't you be busy doing something useful?
     
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  19. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    I am always doing something worthwhile homer...
     
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  20. Spurlock

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    like? what you been doing today?
     
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