Off Topic Easiest poster on the PL board to wind up?

I think we should have a weekly award for the easiest poster to wind up.

Overall there is no topping HIAG's hilarious rants, calls to 999, threats of legal action, 3am cartoon posts, leaving threads etc, he is the undisputed queen of the meltdown on here.

But there is room to include a few other candidates and a weekly award would satisfy the need for these drama queens to have their efforts recognised.

I'm nominating NSIS this week, for emptying out the contents of his handbag and chucking his lipstick and eyeliner at me for laughing at HIAG's 'what will pixie do' wum **** up. Also he swung this nomination for going into thermonuclear meltdown on a thread about mobile phones

 

Every time I point out some simple facts to you, and strangely enough, always ones that you don't like. As you have no credible response you resort to the old not 606 classic and claim a meltdown.

And if you read through the mobile thread you'll see that I tried to exit from the pointless argument several times, but our uber pedantic 'expert' kept coming back.

 

I poste a picture of my dick on the icloud last night and then left my wallet on the doorstep, my wallet is gone but my dick pic remains safe online. Can @Tel please explain this? I was following his advice and feel quite let down.

 

Mate, you were literally throwing the contents of your handbag at me because I laughed at HIAG's wum **** up thread.

I just thought it was funny that you even managed to get upset on a thread about mobile phones, and then went on for a few pages about it being your 'last comment'

 

Er, no. I pointed out some facts about what you did and you didn't like it, not for the first time, either.

Al this is pretty ironic coming from one of the few posters here apart from Fosse who's 100% guaranteed to bite on the slightest provocation.

 

Facts about what I did ?

I laughed at Forrest's wum **** up and you nearly had a coronary.

 

... I love the precious types that like to claim that if they respond it's a 'response' but if others do it's a 'bite' ... it's very funny ...

I probably get more mentions and taggings from the usual suspects than any other poster (I said probably) ... thing you don't seem capable of getting, Now Stacking, is that I actually enjoy responding ... I find it very funny ... watching you get all hot and bothered and increasingly angry, watching Quentin have a meltdown and demand for me to get banned, watching Aunty Sky running around like a pre-menstrual mother hen desperately trying to spin some 'positive PR' around HIAG's childishness and mardy fits is a continuing and rewarding source of amusement /... I also enjoy the generally light hearted bantz I have with Spurlock ... why on earth would I not want to take an opportunity to get you raging?

 

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And QED!

Usual 200 word rant at the very mention of his name. Even in a post that wasn't to him!....

 

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... and .... stack some beds

Usual blinkered and predictable outlook and response from the forum's angriest pensioner



PS last time I checked, the 'rules' don't stipulate that a 'response' or indeed, a 'bite' has to be limited to a post directed at you personally

 

****ing hell fellas you both win ok, just stop.

 

True, but Bambi is like a thing possessed!

Has he been sniffing Red Bull, do you reckon?

 

He just cannot resist, can he?...

Everybody knows you'll bite on anything, Flossie.

 

Poor Pixie taking another battering!

I don't even have to be here for the 'Pede to implode! When I try to leave and take away my landing nets, the ****ers start throwing themselves onto the riverbank! It's hilarious! The merest suggestion of my name gets the 'Pede writhing with righteous indignation!

I might do another "leaving thread" just for the ****s and giggles!

 

Not like you then eh? Now Stacking ... how's the mobile phone thread going? ... nary a bite in sight

 

BOOM!

[NSIS drops mic and walks off stage]

 

You've actually given me a fantastic idea for a poll-type thread!

And it's one that I think you have a very good chance of winning, mate!

Watch this space for more details!

 

... more likes drops sun beds in anger and storms off beach in a hissy fit like one of your own best, Quents

 

Got enough bites here thanks!...

 

Here's hoping it goes better than your last one .... which was a complete fcuk up of excruciatingly embarrassing proportions tbh, Quents