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General Election 8th June

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by EDGE., Apr 18, 2017.

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Which party do you intend to vote for?

Poll closed Jun 9, 2017.

  1. Conservative and Unionist Party

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%

  2. Labour Party

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%

  3. Liberal Democrats

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%

  4. Scottish Nose Pickers

    3 vote(s)
    13.6%

  5. UKIP

    1 vote(s)
    4.5%

  6. Green Party

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  7. DUP

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  8. Shin Feign

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%

  9. gas - FK OFF ****

    4 vote(s)
    18.2%
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  1. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Sweet as. I grew up in the most flamboyant decade since the Renaissance.

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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Get Carter. "You're a big man, but you're in bad shape. With me it's a full time job so behave yourself."

    "Goodnight Mrs Brumby"
     
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  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yer only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    mah nem is my ka kane
     
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    Gambol, Jun 1, 2017
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  5. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Mine got nicked from The Bay Tree pub in Southampton, when I was pissed.

    Which is just as well, as the neighbour's Alsatian used to chase me up the street every time I wore the ****ing thing.

    Then along came punk rock, and it was off with the long hair, bin the flairs, and hide the Led Zep and Hawkwind albums under the bed.
     
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    Archers Road, Jun 1, 2017
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    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Wrong Carter. Weren't this one either...

     
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    Archers Road, Jun 1, 2017
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Do you know? (pause) this jungle (mini pause) is full of monsters and snakes! (Pause) Now! (pause whilst holding up forefinger) who's up for a bloody adventure!

    He actually, I swear this is true, said this line, in some crappy film I saw one wet afternoon.
     
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  8. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    The Sweeney wiz class.

    The slowed down version of the opening theme tune at the end of every episode was a stroke of genius. It gave ye pause for thought.
     
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    Gambol, Jun 1, 2017
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  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Too much of this
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 1, 2017
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  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Just noticed the label says "hand picked" <laugh>
     
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  11. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    If I ever come across that bottle I swear to God I'll buy it for you:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 1, 2017
  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Had nothing on this bloke...



    That's our own Mick O'T holding the shooter
     
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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Ah the good ol' days.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Jun 2, 2017
  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Wow, another 9 finger Gambol joke. Keeping things fresh.

    You should make a sofa joke too, they're always ****ing hilarious.
     
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    Toby, Jun 2, 2017
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Oh **** up ya wee moaning faced ****.
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Jun 2, 2017
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    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Your output is rancid at best.

    The white lettering on your laptop's F G M N O P and S keys must be wearing pretty thin by now.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jun 2, 2017
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    <wah>

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    You pointless tedious old pokepoof.
     
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    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Just saw big Kezia Dugdale. Think I've turned her straight to be honest. More to follow
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    Kill your self Etc etc

    If we stopped the repeated patter on here , there would less threads than the Aberdeen board.

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