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Have any of you been abducted and anally probed by aliens?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Hoddle is a god, Jun 1, 2017.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Edgie
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Hi Gambol. How's the wife, mate?
     
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    Null Well-Known Member
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    <laugh>

    Still got his tits
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Still divorced from her last time I checked.

    Has summat happened? <yikes>
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Gambol got Moobs?
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I don't even get visiting rights. I paid for em, I squeeze em. The law in this land is ****ed up.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Anally probed by aliens. She's ok though, just widened slightly.
     
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  8. Hoddle is a god

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    Sky, I know you've only just turned up, son, but have you every been anally probed?

    What was it like, mate?

    Did you believe, at the time, that they were actually aliens?
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Talking of anal probing, how's Scan these days?
     
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    I've been anally probed. Can't say for sure if it was aliens or some heshe in Thailand. Was very drunk, woke up 2 days later covered in ****.
     
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  12. Hoddle is a god

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    Yeah, that was most likely aliens. I've had that happen to me.
     
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  13. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Maybe we met and accidentally anal probed each other? Accidents happen, mate.
     
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  14. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    You didn't have "two cocks" did you? And shoot things that looked like ping-pong balls out of your arse did you?
     
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  15. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    No comment.

    please log in to view this image
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Not a lot of people know that UFO actually stands for Unidentified Farter Opener. Just another thing the lizard illuminati try to keep hidden.
     
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    im surprised you let anything brown near you you fackinpleb
     
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    We are not Albanian <doh>
     
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    Do you like long walks on the beach, big dicks, and fried chicken?
     
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