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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, May 31, 2017.

  1. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I seriously think we should invade GC, it would be so funny.

    We'd have to think of a strong thick skinned team though.
    Sorry Fossy mate, you'll have to stay behind and keep an eye on things.

    We can't take Skiddy, too embarrassing for the rep of our board.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG's going to write a thread on there. He reckons he's got all bases covered.
    All we need to do is go in and observe the carnage
    :bandit:
     
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  3. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    They'll be trouble on GC if they ask HIAG to qualify a statement.

    Cue rattled meltdown about not having to divulge every details of his life.... if only that was true!
     
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  4. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    ive said it before...anytime Fam....what we going to do about Fo...ohh i see you have already addressed that.

    Yeah someone needs to watch the house when the rest are out.
     
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  5. That's because they are, postie boy!
    <doh>

    The Beeb rather helpfully gathers together all the footy stories from among the various newspapers, and puts them in one convenient spot, for me to sift through and find the ones that relate to my various threads.

    This is a service I perform for the lads, for free.
     
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  6. "Rattled" is the cry of desperate.
     
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  7. <doh>
    Practically everything I write on this board is a wum or a set-up for a wum!

    Why the Hell do you take anything I write at face-value?

    In you ****ing well go, me laddie!

    fishing net.jpg

    I'm going to keep you flip-flopping in there for a few hours, I reckon.
     
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  8. You'd have to sit back and watch a master at work, Pix.

    If you tried to wade in with your usual ****, they'd rip your testicles off, grate them, and feed them to you - and you'd be forced to eat them, too.

    Me, I know how to mix with those lads. I have the intellect to be able to adapt my game, and dive into the bantz. You - meh. I can't see the likes of dub putting up with your snidey **** for too long, tbh. I think they'd turn on you pretty sharpish.
     
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  9. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Forget the waffle and get on with it then <ok>
     
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  10. @PISKIE

    Plus, the likes of Odious Turd, Duncan Donuts and Gambol would most likely force you to have sex with a goat (the ram taking you up the arse, of course), and invite me to watch. As I am pretty much down with those lads, it would be very rude of me to decline, mate.

    I'm trying desperately to do you a favour, here.
     
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  11. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    yeah whatever ... are you going to post your thread on GC or just chat **** on here about doing one and then bottle it ?
     
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  12. You wouldn't understand the bantz that me and those boys enjoy, Pix.

    I'm trying to cut you some slack, here.

    You'd see the ease with which I mix with those lads, and it would encourage you to believe that you could come wading in with your usual ****e. They'd spot your alleged mod credentials, and then the fun would start. You'd be out of your depth in no time, mate.

    Please, give up on this crazy bat-**** idea of yours. Keep away from GC; it is no place for rank amateurs like you, mate.
     
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  13. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    So are you going to post your thread on there or bottle it instead ?
     
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  14. I'm actually thinking of moving my **** to GC wholesale.

    I definitely get on with them a lot more than you lads (certain very notable exceptions granted, of course, to the lads).
     
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  15. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Get on with it then, we're all waiting.

    Post up a link to your thread when you've posted it <ok>
     
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  16. BobbyD

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    You really do fail badly sometimes PISKIE.

    Whilst HIAG occasionally amuses me and his bravado even when he's getting a pasting is borderline crazy (sorry HIAG the leicester spiral got you bad!), you don't half give him the ammo to bring you down.

    Firstly, your dumb ass WUM **** up thread bet winding up was a stupid as here is no official adjudicator and its so subjective its so subjective that you would probably find it easier to argue who the best footballer there ever was to play.

    Secondly HIAGs already posted a thread on GC and you're still here baiting him <doh>.

    I just hope now that i've told you, you don't go and invade his thread and sabotage his little GC stunt
     
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  17. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Well if he'd of just posted up the link ... :)
     
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  18. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What thread is that mate ?
     
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  19. Why did you have to go and tell him!

    I wanted to keep him dangling on that particular wum ****-up for a while longer!


    Seriously, those boys would eat him alive!

    God alone knows what the **** they'd make of Bambi! I pray, for his sake, that we never have to find out! I'd hate to be forced to show them my fantastic collection of Bambi pics.

    As for Skiddy... they'd more than likely chop his wife's cock off and shove it up Skiddy's arse, just for the ****s and giggles. Indeed, I'd probably be the one to suggest it to them.

    Nah, I think it's better that you boys steer well clear of that board. It's no place for amateurs.
     
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