This thread was so clearly created by the OP when he was off his nut on cheap Chinese whiskey. It is an utter embarrassment to this board.
You're both as bad as each other. The embarrassing thing is that neither of you are self-aware enough to realise it.
I think you'll find you are the embarrassment to this board Bell, go suck some cock it'll make you feel better.
It'll go and on until either they grow up or brb steps in! I've tried to say my bit on it, as has Bod and others, but still it goes on....
Please do not compare me with Skiddy. He is a ****wit of the first order. I have wit and style, and am like a chauffer driven Rolls. Skiddy gets his cock out on the bus and screams at the other passengers.
Skiddy has been obsessing over bell-ends for days. He's almost as obsessed with cock as Bambi is with arse.
It's called banter, Akky. I do not expect you to be able to understand it, but please allow others to do so. Cheers, mate.
Fossy hasn't been the same since the Pixie-Pede picture. He now obsesses about arse daily, in large due to that pic imo.
Go easy on him. Being born without one, he's bound to obsess about them. Maybe we should have a whip-round and get him one for Xmas.
Correct, you know Saints loves cock so my advice for him to go suck some was on humanitarian grounds.