Betz for Bantz

Nope your threads are full of wumming obsession, Spurlock makes them better as his have wider appeal and involve all.
Don't thank me.

 

One goal, your couldn't get anywhere near comment is very unfortunate but predictable....bell

 

Worked well in the semi's and against the plumbers and postmen didn't it.

 

I noticed you couldn't spit out the word "end," Skids.

Mouth full, again? You want to tell the wife to give it a rest.

 

Classy as per but why type two when one is sufficient?

 

We scored one goal less than you in the league.

Also, still waiting for you to tell us where your season ticket was at the Lane and how much it cost. You've had months to find out now @PISKIE

 

You man enough to take my bet then ?

Can you go the whole season without writing at least one wum **** up comment that doesn't blow up in your face ?

Same rules. A month of avatar change for the loser.

I'm basically handing this to you on a silver platter. It's all under your control, you could ensure that you win this and force me to change my avatar.

 

There is nothing in that bet for me, so it's a complete non-starter.

Besides, I do not make wum ****-ups.

What typically happens is that I own your sorry ass, and you come out with the "wum ****-up" of defeat. It's embarrassing, mate. Honestly.

 

Armchair teleclapper.

 

What about goals conceded?

What season ticket?

I said, quite a while ago now, that my work and travel commitments, as well as my band, make it impossible for me to go to matches, and has done for several years. Why would I want to spend money on a season ticket and never turn up at games? I'm not a Gooner ffs!

 

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Ah! Yet another of Skiddy's gifs of defeat!

 

Hardly bell, it's what I call a public information gif.

 

If you don't make wum **** ups then how can it be that there's nothing it in for you ? You're onto a cert winner.

I'm presenting you with a golden opportunity and you're going to bottle it ?

 

Too subjective. One man's **** up is another man's carefully laid trap.

 

I'm offering you the challenge to stop creating bets for people, Pix.

See if you can keep that up for the next 12 months.

Don't bottle the challenge, will you?

 

Exactly, mate!

What Pixie desperately labels a "wum **** up" is, in fact, a superbly constructed jibe that has the dual effect of owning his sorry ass whilst having the lads in stitches (at Pixie's expense).

 

This is a betting thread mate. Created by @Spurlock to separate the lads from the pussies.
Don't tell me you're pussying out of this as well ?

I'm presenting you with a golden opportunity, you've already said that you don't make wum **** ups, so why bottle my bet ?

 

Depends who the trap is for.
Do you think that the 'What will Pixie do if Arsenal lose the FA cup' was a wum **** up or a self laid trap for HIAG to fall into ?

 

As demonstrated by your 'What will Pixie do if Arsenal lose the FA cup'.
You're right, that had me in stitches