Apologies if that comment offended you. I was just trying to annoy you by mentioning something that's really nice but you can't eat because of the fasting. Didn't think when posting that you might be of a religion that don't associate in any way with pigs. Wasn't may intention to be offensive mate
Not at all mate, crack on, ****s n giggles is the motto, I'm surprised more of the lads don't dig in...they were a lot more rampant during last Ramadan.
We had a ginger cat when I was younger, well my Mum still has him, absolutely ****ing ruthless. Old as **** now and barely moves. At about 6months old it was chasing a fully grown German Shepherd down the road Used to bring all sorts back both live and dead, let me tell you chasing a live bird round the house isn't fun. Came home from school to a dead squirrel a few times too...
Been there and seen it. Mine Dragged a ****ing full sided magpie through the cat flap, and as the bird got away it's flying around the house ****ting itself everywhere, with the cat in hot pursuit. ****ing chaos!
One of the cats I properly loved was an absolute killer. Soon after he moved into our shoebox in the ****hole that is Laaaaandaaaan, I got home after work one evening soon and there was a ****ing huge, dead rat spread eagled across our living room floor. Phoned Mrs Stan to tell her that she'd need to sort it when she got in. "Your cat, your rat". After we moved out of town he'd bring in half dead frogs and mice as a present. His "finest" moment was when he came into the kitchen with a wood pigeon in his mouth. One wing still flapping. ****ing grim!
I look back on it now and laugh, but really dealing with a live bird while they're still chasing it, as you will know is not funny at all and a ****ing nightmare I remember once coming home about 3am when I was 15. I'd been out doing loads of little ones all night and was trying to sneak in really quietly to not wake my mum up. Worked fine until a bird flew full pelt straight into my face as I was halfway up the stairs... which I fell down So light on, running around the hallway like a mad **** trying to catch this bird. I finally manage to get it,t turn around and my Mum is at the bottom of the stairs in absolute shock having just woke up. **** knows what she thought when she came down to see my sweating like anything gurning my tits off and with a small bird in my hand I let the bird free out the front of the house and quickly retreated to the bedroom hoping my Mum might think it was all a dream. The bollocking I got on my comedown about 6 hours later soon made me realise I was very, very wrong
Sounds similar, we never had a rat but like I mentioned plenty of squirrels, our back garden backed off to woods so got plenty of mice, voles birds etc. I remember when my sister moved out (he was her cat originally), and about a week later I got home from school rang my Mum as the whole upstairs of the house ****ing stunk, took me ages to figure it out it was coming from her almost empty bedroom. Went in there and there was this ****ing squirrel under the bed which had obviously been there a few days without any of us noticing and was starting to decompose into the carpet... now that was ****ing grim
We had four sets of large double patio doors. I finally managed to shew this panic stricken magpie out of one of them. But only after it had shat all over the place! ****ing lunatic cat was launching itself like a missile off the back of sofas trying to get its catch back!...
They don't taste like Coco Pops...off to get a can of Tango out of the Fridge and rolling my last Spliff, maybe second to last.
No. Well as far as I'm aware... probably would have been pulled up for constantly being on not606 by now if I was
Watch a DVD? Read a book? Fantasise about someone you work with? Go and make a cup of tea? Have a sly nap? Play on your phone? Find something interesting on YouTube? Loadsa things to do mate
I normally post on here until everyone's gone to bed. Nap around 4ish when it's dead. During the season I usually go on other forums of teams who've had **** results and laugh at their meltdowns. Kumb was a good one for that this year.
