Betz for Bantz

To join in a bet I need to be engaged and have even a small chance of winning. I'd take it with a 10 point handicap.

 

As I'm the one giving out odds, I'm acting as bookmaker here. They don't call me "Honest Archers the Punters Pal" for nothing you know

Fair play is my watchword.

 

We might have a situation where HIAG has to carry an avatar of my choice and one of your choice if he loses both bets with us.

That will be the first two months of the season, we'll have to decide which one he carries first

 

What bet shall we have matey

 

Biggest bottler today surely has to be Theresa May.

 

Unbelievable she hasn't shown her face. The electorate will hopefully judge her accordingly.

 

I see that her replacement is taking a deserved pasting too. Shame it's not May up there taking the flak for her party.

#MayTheBottler

 

I think Amber Rudd will throw in the towel soon, such is the beating she is taking. I'm enjoying it.

 

She's clearly out of her depth as she cannot give any specifics when pressed.

Just watching Paul Nuttal acting like a pissed up thug in the pub, talk about confirming a cliche' What a ****.

 

Either doesn't realise or totally ignored that the Manchester bomber was born and bred in the U.K. Just ploughs ahead with his 'protect our borders rhetoric.

 

Totally agree, completely ignoring the actual issues and wheeling out meaningless soundbites.

Anyway, this is probably best kept on the politics thread, so I'm going to keep it over there

 

Avatar and/or signature humiliation...like real men

 

Ok if Spurs don't finish above Arsenal next season I will change my avatar etc (whatever the rules are as cba to go and read them) for the given period.
And if Arsenal don't finish below Spurs next season you will change your avatar and whatever the rules are

as a side bet I will call out NSIS and or Spurs Disciple to take on this bet - Arsenal to go further in Europa League than Spurs will in CL

 

Done...I will put it in the OP

 

Dictum meum pactum

 

Hang on....your **** isn't making sense. Don't you mean if Spurs DO finish above Arsenal, then you will change your Avatar? and if Arsenal finish above Spurs then I will. Your wording gobbled my head!

 

Just put 500 big ones on a dog called Trevor ... will only win me £10 but it's money for old rope

 

Says the tart who wouldn't bet on the gooners to win the league cos he doesn't think they will win it...
#bottler drama queen

 

Ok...I bet that Chelsea will not win 38 premier league matches next season. If they do I will change my Avatar to the chelsea badge for a whole year. My avatar will change within a week of the 38th win.
If Chelsea don't win 38 premier league matches next season you have to use a picture of Lord Lucan as your Avatar for a year

 

@Skylarker i'm calling you out.

You can choose any of the clubs

United, Chelsea, City to finish above Liverpool.

1 month of your signature i.e. your signature will only hold what i want (obviously no racism etc)

You're welcome