Let's av ye ****o Rulez: all free in luv, war, an kissin ass. No time limit. Last man standing! Am gonny rip this ugly teuchter fly by night prick apart. Aaarggghhh!
Monny, the runaway b(w)anker chased out of the UK to Monaco, only to be chased out of there by Russians now pretending he lives in Espania. Mon, prick!
Would you be so kind to carry this on tomorrow? I'm watching a film just now. Thanks in advance, buddy
We all know how this one ends. Chairs get pushed back, table gets knocked over, bit of push-me shove-you, couple of ineffectual swipes, then it's two old pooves embracing and declaring "you're my best ****ing mate you are".
Gambol, I like you mate but **** with one of the BBQ TONGS you **** with us all. Or both, if you want to be pernickety about it. WE YIELD TO NO ONE