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Betz for Bantz

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, May 31, 2017.


  1. <laugh>
    I'm loving the tone of this thread already, my friends!

    I can see that there is going to be plenty of bantz about "stones" (or the lack thereof), and all manner of references to "bottlings" and "welchings."

    It's the kind of stuff that helps to make this board so very special.
     
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  2. Come off it, Skids!

    You'd be devastated if NSIS or Sky put you on IGNORE!

    I won't ever put you on IGNORE. You are comedy gold-dust as far as I am concerned, my mentally challenged cock-lover!
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    Top Bantz Sky

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    In or out of what exactly?...
     
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    Mr Marks seems to be aggressive today with no provocation whatsoever
     
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    Something he drank, I expect!...
     
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  7. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    In order to accept a bet, you need to think that you're in with a chance of winning it. I don't think Arsenal will win the league, so it's a bet I wouldnt take.

    What I will do though, rather than have an avatar bet with you (I have got one with HIAG, as long as he doesn't welch it again) is take you up on the £10 for charity:

    Who finishes higher Arsenal or Spurs. You win and I donate £10 to your charity. I win and you donate £10 to my charity. (We both win)

    Agreed ?
     
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    Piskie appears to have become a
    #bottler which is weird considering it's what he called me for not agreeing to a bet he made up not of my chosing.
    Ah well tarts will be tarts <whistle>
     
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  9. I was going to like your post, but you had to go and spoil it with a further reference to my alleged bottling.

    That's a real shame, mate.
     
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  10. Spurlock

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    Yawn

    i need forfeits
     
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    Pussy :)

    You welched it. Just make sure you don't do it again
     
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    Not in the slightest
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    I don't suffer fools easily and we are talking about one helluva fool here.
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    What's up with that cuz ?

    One of our charities gets a donation, everybody's a winner.
     
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    Anyway...long way to go yet...im sure many posters will be pondering many possible bets.

    take your time Lads
     
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    Loving the irony, its thick in this one.:emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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  17. I read that quickly, and for some reason I thought you'd written, "I don't suck tools easily!"

    I was about to respond with a strongly worded post to correct you, mate.
     
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    That's fine bro....but how does that feed the need of this jungle?

    However it's your choice and if you both agree..i shall make it official in the OP.

    I think people honour money bets more than Avatar/sig bets anyway.
     
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  19. The Ginger Marks

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    You would as its your favourite pastime in Basingstoke. Bet they call you a bell end too, I'm right aren't I.
     
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