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  1. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    My kids grew up with two golden labs - lovely dogs. As where we lived was semi rural they'd all take off for hours on end. It was like a mini pack consisting of two kids and two dogs.
     
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    Not exactly in the same tone but an old mates cat was killed on the A1 a few years ago.

    He needed a shovel to separate it from the road and took it home in a pizza box.

    Pissed myself for the rest of the night just thinking about. Hasn't spoken to me since.

    Not my finest moment :(
     
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    Did it have a cheesy crust?<laugh>
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

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    That'll take some topping.
     
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  5. PINKIE

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    I haven't seen that, but I can imagine what it's about. My ridgeback ranks lower than the cat in our house. If the cat is on his bed (frequently) he just sits next to it and whines like lost puppy <laugh>
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Yeah mine does that. Even when I'm in the shower the daft ****er sits by the door - every single day he gets walloped by the door when I open it. Still does it the following morning <doh>

    If I'm lying on the sofa in the evening on my laptop he gets all jealous and growls at the ****ing lap top.

    If I'm on the Xbox he is moody as **** and tries to obscure my view.
     
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  7. Spurlock

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    lol....you got to love animals...they dont give a ****
     
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  8. NSIS

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    My son's dog will chase a torch beam all over barking it's stupid head off.

    Thick as ****...<laugh>
     
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  9. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    When my dog looks in the mirror it runs head on into it thinking there's another dog in the house <doh>
     
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    Now that's ****ing ******ed!...<laugh>
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

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    No sighting of the crumpet yet, I'm beginning to think she might be at work <laugh>
     
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    Just made an amazing aubergine curry......sweating:emoticon-0141-whew:
     
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    Got beat. The lads looked flat after the effort they had to put in yesterday. Even tougher game tomorrow!
     
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    One of our cat's once came home with a ( Dead ) Mouse . Another one of ours , walked up to it , the cat with the mouse hissed & Dropped it , the other Cat picked it up and ran off , the cat spent a god few minutes looking for the mouse it had just dropped ...
     
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    The only way I can get my dogs to following me around is if I tie a pork chop around my neck . Hell , they growl when I walk past them . There lucky I feed them twice a week .... on Tuesdays and Wednesdays .
     
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  16. Spurlock

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    Ive got 2 cats..totally different in demeanour from each other. One is absolutely daft and lazy and the size of a Bear...the other one is feisty..solid as oppose to furry and soft like the other one and he spends all day patrolling his garden..i am sure he is King of the Hood by now.

    wonderful creatures
     
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    I had a ginger one like that. Complete ****ing hooligan, would fight anybody and anything. It even chased my neighbour's retriever out of our garden. <laugh>
     
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    Cats are mad...Dogs are just big and get the advantage like that. They arent a patch on cats when it comes to getting their own way <laugh>
     
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    The cat that had the mouse, is old ( 15 half silver tabby British short hair,half black Persian) the cat that got the mouse is a youngish ( 10) pure breed cream British short hair, not the smallest cat on the planet, it has to be said!
     
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