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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

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  1. Highburyal

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    I wouldn't call you an idiot, that in itself would be an insult to the idiots (only messing) <laugh>

    I don't think in terms of belief there is much if anything is different from me and Spurlock to be honest. I can have a laugh but don't take generalisation or some made up facts about people dying on a construction site because of Ramadan and speak out mate...<laugh>

    Anyways I will see you on Thursday at my local Mosque in the evening, we are doing a special for the homeless, make sure you are there...:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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  2. Highburyal

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    lol
     
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  3. Spurlock

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    I'm saying you could work for a red rag what with you reaching such conclusions.

    I follow a religion but I'm still going to despise people...not a day goes by where I won't call someone an arsehole...that's me though..not religion.
     
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  4. Spurlock

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    I don't know what kind of pussy your ex's dad was. The Muzzies I know mate would have lobbed your cock off and posted it to your parents house.
     
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    Whoa, I was being facetious. I'm not one of those bacon sarnie eating red top reading posters. I'd like to think I'm open minded to most things.

    I won't use the "my mates are Muslim" card (even though it's true). I'm just keen to see how your fasting goes. It couldn't be me personally but I respect those who adhere to it.
     
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    He's an old school yardy and her mum was Arabic. So definitely not a pussy. I'm just highly charming and persuasive character.
     
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    I know mate...I wasn't attacking you...I just need a Spliff...you have to give my outbursts some leeway this month..and feel free to use the 'my mates are muslim' card...it's in your pocket, you have earned it

    <hug>
     
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  8. Highburyal

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    So you are going to user "my mates are Muslim" or "My ex was a Muslim" card? hmmmm





    Fasting is going well all praise to god....you are welcome to ask genuine questions with the view to understand mate, although on this site it generally gets derailed pretty fast....:emoticon-0126-nerd:
     
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    My "Muslim" mate had to literally delete his whatsapp to fight the temptation. No girls, no weed, no temptation whilst he's fasting. I've got to give it to him, him not linking his girls is like leaving Giggs around his female in-laws.
     
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    Usually by yourself...because you dived in head first as usual
     
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    Haram....as for leeway look at the outcome, made you in to an addict!

    You trying to say you didn't have outbursts before Ramadan? lying Spud!

    Anyways if the above isn't true then I apologise Fatty...<whistle>
     
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    Nah, the other guy was using bullshit examples mate...you can spot them miles off...
     
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    Yeah it's not easy on that level....all my Booty calls think I'm married....some get the Ramadan thing...others are just greedy for dick.
     
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    I'm still undecided on using either card yet. ;)

    So as far as I'm aware, you can't consume anything whilst the sun is still out. So with my rudimentary knowledge of Ramadan, do you tend to have one huge meal at night and early in the morning before sunrise?

    If so, how much does this effect your sleeping pattern?
     
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    What is generally referred to as Muslim for the month...<whistle> hopefully he sorts his **** out..
     
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    Nothing makes a woman more hungry for dick than male indifference.

    My same mate has a "Latin" side piece who's very islamophobic, but she hasn't figured out that he's a Muslim. To be fair, I didn't know until a year or so of knowing him. <laugh>
     
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    Tel's a good lad...no underhanded **** gwaan with him. It was a genuine query...just admit it....your hungry brother...we are all fallable.
     
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    Haha, I doubt it. I don't judge him or my other mates. They all clean up their acts for Ramadan then it's to the usual debauchery for the next 11 months.
     
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    It's all in the game brother..I could start a whole new thread about some of the hoops I create for gal to jump through

    <laugh>
     
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    Sleeping pattern gets messed up during the month anyway...

    On a normal day forget Ramadan, there are 5 prayers and one in the early morning so those who practice that generally sleep less to an extent and during Ramadan it gets messed up but as the month goes on though lot of people I know feel more energetic and sensual.

    I normally less than what I would normally eat when breaking fast as that can mess a person up too and before sunrise have a little bit of food and water..during the time we are allowed to eat and drink, I tend to hydrate myself and lot of people do that as well.
     
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