I'd like tonic water, some ice, and a segment of lemon. And can you top it up with some Gordons Gin please?
Apparently Tuchel is heading straight to Leverkusen. I'd have thought we could offer a similar deal in terms of wages and player spending agreements as well as a very exciting project.
Anyone who comes here will have all the excitement of wondering if they can beat the 15 month average tenure of recent managers.
Can someone ring my number please? Not sure my phone is working. Do the club not know I have stepped down from my position as Under 16 coach? *taps phone*
If we are after a new manager there's three things the club should be shouting about: 1) The academy (obviously) 2) Koeman and Poch - look where they are now compared ot when they arrived (Koeman in terms of money more than fame/success) 3) Premier League - realistically we are the 'best' team that may have an openning this season (based on league table)
I would like a small glass of water and a very large glass of scotch (and not that cheap blended stuff either).
As I only get to St Mary's about once a season, I don't expect us to meet up but I'll have a Drambuie shandy if by any chance we do. Any chance of a pickled egg?