Prediction League What will Pixie do...

He's too busy making his 'pixie hasn't wound me up' coat-of-arms

 

You laugh at yourself?

Good man!

However, no way could you be laughing at yourself as much as I laugh at you! One has only to glance through my magnificent Bambi Pictures thread to understand that!

 

It's a strategic withdrawal, Tobias.

 

Leave it out, Bambi!

You lack the intellect, wit, or cutting literary style to be an "internet bully!"

You are like a custard pie to the face compared with my adroitly chosen thought-bomb; the feather-quill to my touch-screen Mac Air.

 

You do realise that I wrote that in jest, mate?

No, of course, you don't. I forgot.

 

Quentin, Quentin, Quentin ... there is a big difference .... there are at least 173 other posters who are with me in laughing at you buddy ... remember how the Hull lads enjoyed your wee hours desperate cartooning??? what a spanking you got there eh sweet cheeks? ... it's your comfort zone everytime you are losing the battle of words ... which actually is "every time" literally ... chin up though ... you were always at a disadvantage with the literary stuff ... me knowing the difference between an acronym and a synonym .. and you not knowing ... ah well .... you live and learn, Quents ... you live and learn

 

Back to arses again?

The spanking bit is new. How long have you been into that?

 

Cheers mate ... best tell Now Spluttering ... he's getting a bit worried about the constant pummeling you take ... and he already had concerns about your attention seeking personality traits long before ... ... although his advice to you tio try and keep your purile mumblings to football is good advice ... only flaw is that you don't really know very much about football ... which perhaps explains why you need to post all the nonsense that you do

... as to your sense of humour and intelligence? .... think brb has recently confirmed most people's thoughts on that

... and about as funny as treading in dog **** and then getting into your car before you realise it ...

 

Now don't go trying to draw me into your fantasy talk Quents ... try and keep to football like NSIS advised you ... good lad

 

@FosseFilberto

One juicy morsel of bait from me, and there you go a-leapin' right into the smallest of my landing nets!


I think I'll keep you flip-flopping there till tea-time.

 

^^^^^^^^^

Cue 200 word diatribe littered with smilies, from Flossie. Any minute now!...

 

I'd love to stay and further educate you Quents... but I do have some work to do as well ... and I don't have the luxury (or inclination) of being able to stay up until the wee hours like you in fits of frenzied angst

PS You tagged me sweet cheeks ... no need; as the thread alerts keep me up to date ... but your obvious need for my attention is flattering

PPS I used the 'smallest of landing nets' anecdote yesterday ... on you .... but your plagiarism is also flattering ... keep trying Quentin

 

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Fetchez la vache

 

His mother was a camel and his father stank of elderberries (and apparently is now residing in Spain)

 

Some sly ****s around here...much rather call an arsehole an arsehole and be done with it

 

You sly cnut

 

Wasn't meant at you in particular Fosse, it just landed after your comment. I think there's a lot of aggressive flirting that takes place. I've tried to step away from it lately and I can see how easy it is to get caught in the snowball affect, I've been party to it myself. However I also noticed how the arguments are all repetitive going back years...just the date changes.

I don't even know why I'm mentioning it....I think everyone is going to have to get used to my outbursts for the month or just ignore them and file them in the 'needs a Spliff' category.

 

It's all gravy cuz. You know that this place is a circus, and everybody takes the **** slinging with pinch of salt. When I say everybody, there are a couple who threaten to call the Police and wave their handbags around, but that just provides more entertainment for the rest of us