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Spurlock's Ramadan diary

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by Spurlock, Jun 9, 2016.

  1. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    pussy
     
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  2. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    I hang around the Mosque some Friday's.
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Thought you just said it wasn't allowed ?
     
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  4. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    well you should be doing that every evening now, you will get some nice food for free..lol
     
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  5. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    not allowed for me but for you its fine so @Skylarker is all yours.....
     
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  6. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    What about any ladies? I hear when they break fast after 30 days they go all out.
     
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  7. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    So you've never licked a pussy? Holy **** dude.

    Please don't tell me you've never had a blow job? <yikes>
     
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  8. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    i am fasting so not going to go down.that route lol
     
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  9. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    they can do it during the month too lol
     
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  10. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    didn't realise you actually give them...no wonder hiag loves you a lot! :emoticon-0127-lipss
     
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  11. Skylarker

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    Like you'd know <rofl>
     
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  12. Spurlock

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    He was like this last year too...hes terrible when he's got his Mosque hat on.
     
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  13. Spurlock

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    Fasting Fam...cant eat **** all.

    just accept it for a month...night time though...gal can sit on my face!
     
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  14. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    haram..
     
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  15. Spurlock

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    im not perfect...pussy is too good Fam.
     
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  16. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    stop calling @Skylarker pussy all the time!
     
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  17. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    come down to my local mate, every thursday we have special food for the homeless hehe
     
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  18. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    Going out for a munch with my lad and a few mates..so its a lamb curry,chips, seekh kebabs and some fresh chapati...

    no doubt you are having a few raisins and a peanut or something like that
     
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  20. Highburyal

    Highburyal Cun.t Chops

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    actully it dates and the some chicken biryani and some veg and fruits etc...

    dont over eat fatty, otherwise you wont be able to pray....lol
     
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