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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Sir_Red, Jan 28, 2011.

  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    So, my injuries seem to have mostly healed up. No hairline fracture in my metatarsal, hip seems to be somewhat healed. No gout attack. Arthritis in check. Knees behaving themselves if i don't run on a hard surface.

    After a horrendous year I joined a new gym, time to get back in shape as I've become a little chubby with not exercising.

    I already regret it. Been three times to the new gym and hardly any attractive girls to be found. The old gym any direction you looked there would be eye candy. Wonder if I can get my money back because of "no hot girls". On the plus side this gym is like a third the price of the last one. <laugh>

    How am I supposed to spend a hour a day at the gym 4 times a week if there isn't anything to look at? :bandit:
     
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  2. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Stats mirror what we can tell by watching the games. We're a much better aide than last year.

    What we miss now is consistency. Get consistency and we could be a major force.
     
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  3. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    Take some porn mags with you, or connect your phone to the gym TV and have some music videos like below

     
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    Obviously you get what you pay for.
    Stop being a cheapskate. <ok>
     
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  5. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Try changing the time you go ??
     
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  6. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Alonso doing very well in the Indy 500 ... not for long now that I've #jinxed it

    Ferrari's team orders stealing Kimi's win from him in Monaco though is total bullshit

    McLaren continue to embarrass themselves (or Honda do it for them)
     
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  7. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    <laugh> Hahaha, Alonso's engine has blown up inside the last 25 laps as he was coming forward from 7th and looking very quick

    You can't make this **** up

    Awesome effort though, feel bad for him
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    Two things.

    1. Basically zeroblue flags on first lapped cars cost Raikkonen badly. Stewards should be ashamed

    2. Looking at the actual situation Ferraris decision ensured them a 1/2. on the face of it it was clearly favouring better however Raikkonen did need to put then to cover off Ricardo and bottas and verstappen as he was dropping time compared to them before he pitted. However its also clear vettel then got minded to run faster, not sure if it was not a bit of luck that i think erikkson pitted to give him clear air but... well ferrari gave him every chance then to do raikkonen.
     
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  9. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    Thunder storm going on! Love it
     
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  10. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    South.
     
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  12. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Been to buy lampshades

    Great bank holiday lovin lyfff <whistle>
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Memorial day here. Bank holiday for most people but not me.

    Be glad you get a day off.
     
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    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I spent an hour online looking for plaster board on Saturday night #rocknroll
     
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  15. Garlic Klopp

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    What a coincidence, I was plastered on Saturday night as well.
     
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  16. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Yeh i neglected to mention the man hours put in looking at lampshades on various shops' websites #truepunk
     
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  17. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Been out for a quick blast on the road bike up a couple of hills

    Burnt 300kcal in 24 minutes according to my Garmin

    Fairly light traffic due to bank holiday evening, only a couple of idiots who decide it might be fun to try and take the paint off my frame as they pass
     
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  18. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Just had a curry with naan bread, poppadoms, pakoras, bhajis, etc. Just about to have chocolate, strawberry asks vanilla ice cream with regular and chocolate sprinkles on :)
     
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    1496088870694.jpg

    And no, that's not a tea spoon!
     
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  20. Enricky.

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    What adult would eat ice cream with a tea spoon? <doh>
     
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